[Yudster]

Wow Boboff, that's a soggy smallholding. Hope your ground floor fixtures and fittings survive, and you can use the whole house at Christmas. xx

[Boboff]

First time in Seven years had to use the Flood defences in Anger tonight! Lounge under a foot of water and coming soon into the kitchen!

[DevilsDuck]

Bloody weather

[Boboff]

Init!

It's now in our kitchen and I am Sober and have wet feet!

[DevilsDuck]

Didn't your flood defences work either... Ours has failed 3 times this year already! £1.5m well spent

[Boboff]

They worked well, unfortunately the 1626 builders forgot to put a pucking damp proof cource in the house!

Wankers

[The Deadly]

Is this not the right time for flood related puns?

[bmstinton93]

No(ah)

[DevilsDuck]

No(ah)

Who replaced Ben... That's quite good.

[Boboff]

It's Showermazin'

[The Deadly]

Ben is really making waves with that effort. He's really going down a storm.

[JayE]

What a deep discussion.

[Bonanzoid]

Water good idea, the puns are flooding in.

[The Deadly]

These puns are really tidey.

[JayE]

I sea what you did there.

[DevilsDuck]

Dam... Water you guys on!

[Boboff]

I thought they were all a bit Sleet.

[Tunster]

What a bath this forum is! You all make me bath!

*dies inside a little*

[Nicola_Red]

Had to come here to vent a little bit today - turns out Mr Red's ex has been texting his mum telling her that I'm a manipulative, hurtful person who nobody likes and that I'm bound to hurt him and as everyone else thinks these things about me, he should realise it now. Nice underhand tactics, trying to poison her against me. I was quite upset at first, but now I just feel sorry for her. It can't be fun to be so mean spirited. Nevertheless, it did kind of put a dampener on an otherwise lovely day.

[Misfit]

go slap her.

In other news, my sisters been back from uni for two days. and shes pissing me off.

[Nicola_Red]

go slap her.

Very tempting, but I'm trying to be a better person. After finding this out, Mr Red defriended her on Facebook - it took her two hours to notice. That goes to show how obsessed she is - she must have been checking his profile on pretty much an hourly basis to see what she can find out about us. Even at Christmas.

[neilt0]

[Boboff]

I love Neil! He''s the best poster of pictorial representations of previous posts in the whole world.

[a-moron]

Neil's upped his game since the show went off air. More fun, less glum.

I like him. I like him a lot.

[neilt0]

Listening to TCMS 2004 makes me a happy bunny (not a boiling one).

Hearing Chris talk about The Incredibles and Dave saying "What's a pixar?" today (July 2004) was funnee.