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Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#490130

By chrysostom - Thu Jan 10, 2013 10:26 am

- Thu Jan 10, 2013 10:26 am #490130

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#490132

By dimtimjim - Thu Jan 10, 2013 11:10 am

- Thu Jan 10, 2013 11:10 am #490132

^^ This is a conversation often had in our household when little-miss veggy brings up cruelty to animals... I highlight the cruelty to veg too; these poor carrots, grabbed by the hair and yanked out the ground, separated from their loved ones, chopped, boiled... 'tis a nasty business! :wink:

I've actually met Chris n shook his hand. This fact is still causing slight issues in my trouser dept.... :wink:

Yudster wrote:Best post ever.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#490134

By a-moron - Thu Jan 10, 2013 11:16 am

- Thu Jan 10, 2013 11:16 am #490134

I'm only PRETTY cool???

* you misfit.

"He was once was a badger. Now he's a moron."

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#490136

By Nicola_Red - Thu Jan 10, 2013 11:32 am

- Thu Jan 10, 2013 11:32 am #490136

Once a confused waitress in a pub-restaurant asked me if I ate coconut milk. I said yes and then added "I don't think coconuts scream when you squeeze them." I don't think she got it.

Bas wrote:She's the Tina Daheley of chrismoyles.net

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Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#490143

By Bonanzoid - Thu Jan 10, 2013 2:56 pm

- Thu Jan 10, 2013 2:56 pm #490143

You must not be trying hard enough, Nic.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#490210

By Johnny 1989 - Fri Jan 11, 2013 1:49 pm

- Fri Jan 11, 2013 1:49 pm #490210

Yudster wrote:
Misfit wrote:Deadly summed up everything I would say on this topic. IF I WAS AN IDIOT

I'd rather watch top of the pops with bowie, the stones, the beatles, kiss, etc than some of the shit around today.

Deadly said very clearly that the music from that era is some of the best ever recorded. What is is less inspired by is those same artists still thinking that they can still get away with it now. They really can't. The Stones are just embarrassing to watch these days, with Keith Richard gradually crumbling away in front of your eyes and Mick Jagger pretending to be sexy at the age of god knows what. Paul McCartney is a bloated, botoxed and Just For Men addled wreck of his former self who can hardly hold a tune any more and don't get me started on the nauseating thing that is Iggy Pop, who also used to be brilliant. I hope Bowie bucks the trend.

I agree with you re the Stones, McCartney & Iggy Pop, but I think with Bowie it's a little different, he hasn't released an album in 10 years, I think they were hinting that this was more or less his farewell album before he retired completely. Hopefully he can inspiring as he has done in the past because TBH music does need a bit of a kick up the arse again & it'd be great if Bowie inspires the next generation of musicians.

Regards, Johnny 1989

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Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#490281

By catherine - Tue Jan 15, 2013 10:02 am

- Tue Jan 15, 2013 10:02 am #490281

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#490282

By MK Chris - Tue Jan 15, 2013 10:07 am

- Tue Jan 15, 2013 10:07 am #490282

Ooh, cool! How is it?

Deadly wrote:
Topher wrote:Stuff about Thatcher....

You are a disgrace and I'm looking forward to when someone you respect dies so I can rub your liberal face in it.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#490320

By dimtimjim - Tue Jan 15, 2013 3:17 pm

- Tue Jan 15, 2013 3:17 pm #490320

Mwhahahaaa!! Or, oops, depending on your point of view...

I've actually met Chris n shook his hand. This fact is still causing slight issues in my trouser dept.... :wink:

Yudster wrote:Best post ever.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#490322

By chrysostom - Tue Jan 15, 2013 3:22 pm

- Tue Jan 15, 2013 3:22 pm #490322

Got a recruiter call asking if I can be put forward for a role doing social media for HS2 (the proposed railway that EVERYONE in the country hates).

...well, it would be a challenge!

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#490326

By a-moron - Tue Jan 15, 2013 4:08 pm

- Tue Jan 15, 2013 4:08 pm #490326

dimtimjim wrote:Mwhahahaaa!! Or, oops, depending on your point of view...

HAHA, I WAS ALL LINED UP WITH ONE OF THESE UNTIL I SPOTTED IT! Not really SFW

I'm a *.

"He was once was a badger. Now he's a moron."

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#490330

By dimtimjim - Tue Jan 15, 2013 5:14 pm

- Tue Jan 15, 2013 5:14 pm #490330

Ya know what Badger, i saw dat, and thought of you... Pleased you like!

I've actually met Chris n shook his hand. This fact is still causing slight issues in my trouser dept.... :wink:

Yudster wrote:Best post ever.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#490331

By Nicola_Red - Tue Jan 15, 2013 5:15 pm

- Tue Jan 15, 2013 5:15 pm #490331

dimtimjim wrote:Mwhahahaaa!! Or, oops, depending on your point of view...

Seeing as the seller now has bids of over £153,000, I'd say it's more a laugh from her than anything.

Bas wrote:She's the Tina Daheley of chrismoyles.net

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Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#490334

By dimtimjim - Tue Jan 15, 2013 5:25 pm

- Tue Jan 15, 2013 5:25 pm #490334

Exactly. Although having changed the pic on the actual listing, it has certainly generated enough interest in an eBay sale item.

'tis a tactic I may enploy myself next time I'm selling something...

charlalottie wrote:If that's all it takes to get that much, I think I know what I need to do this weekend.

Look forward to viewing your 'items' Lottie!

I've actually met Chris n shook his hand. This fact is still causing slight issues in my trouser dept.... :wink:

Yudster wrote:Best post ever.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#490337

By The Deadly - Tue Jan 15, 2013 5:52 pm

- Tue Jan 15, 2013 5:52 pm #490337

I sold an Xbox controller on eBay the other day. I knew I should have draped my dick over it to increase the bidding.

I am the meat

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#490349

By bmstinton93 - Wed Jan 16, 2013 9:28 am

- Wed Jan 16, 2013 9:28 am #490349

First grand slam of the year and I have all this week off Uni to stay up at stupid times watching the Aussie open. Murray had a cracking start on Tuesday and Watson is in to the 3rd round. All good so far

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#490356

By dimtimjim - Wed Jan 16, 2013 10:06 am

- Wed Jan 16, 2013 10:06 am #490356

Yawn, no one cares.

:wink:

I've actually met Chris n shook his hand. This fact is still causing slight issues in my trouser dept.... :wink:

Yudster wrote:Best post ever.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#490375

By Boboff - Wed Jan 16, 2013 12:33 pm

- Wed Jan 16, 2013 12:33 pm #490375

I can't work out why that ebay thing is funny.

Asso?

Not sure, any help?

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#490377

By Yudster - Wed Jan 16, 2013 1:09 pm

- Wed Jan 16, 2013 1:09 pm #490377

Reflection of scantily clad seller taking the photo.....unclad actually.

Charlalottie on Twitter wrote:Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.

Charlalottie wrote:Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#490378

By a-moron - Wed Jan 16, 2013 1:11 pm

- Wed Jan 16, 2013 1:11 pm #490378

boboff wrote:I can't work out why that ebay thing is funny.

Asso?

Not sure, any help?

Why you no clicky my linky earlier Boboff?

"He was once was a badger. Now he's a moron."

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#490379

By Boboff - Wed Jan 16, 2013 1:35 pm

- Wed Jan 16, 2013 1:35 pm #490379

Oh I see, thank you!

Fail!

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#490380

By dimtimjim - Wed Jan 16, 2013 1:46 pm

- Wed Jan 16, 2013 1:46 pm #490380

boboff wrote:Oh I see, thank you!

Fail!

I'm so tired today, but Bob, this made a genuine snort of a lol, thank you.

I've actually met Chris n shook his hand. This fact is still causing slight issues in my trouser dept.... :wink:

Yudster wrote:Best post ever.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#490383

By Boboff - Wed Jan 16, 2013 2:06 pm

- Wed Jan 16, 2013 2:06 pm #490383

I am happy today as I have finished the job I needed to finish to be able to look forward to our first marital holiday abroad, a honeymoon if you like, 16 years from our last trip, and 13 years since married, no kids, Sun in Lanzarote going on Sunday, misses just finished blobin' so we are good to go baby!

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#490384

By Yudster - Wed Jan 16, 2013 2:12 pm

- Wed Jan 16, 2013 2:12 pm #490384

Are you sure the pit in the garden is deep enough? If not, the kids will manage to climb out before you get back and there will be hell to pay...

Charlalottie on Twitter wrote:Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.

Charlalottie wrote:Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#490386

By dimtimjim - Wed Jan 16, 2013 2:31 pm

- Wed Jan 16, 2013 2:31 pm #490386

Nice Bob, hope you both have a great time, and nice she managed to get 'that week' outa the way before you go...

I've actually met Chris n shook his hand. This fact is still causing slight issues in my trouser dept.... :wink:

Yudster wrote:Best post ever.

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