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Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#490435

By bmstinton93 - Thu Jan 17, 2013 1:32 pm

- Thu Jan 17, 2013 1:32 pm #490435

Laura Robson has just beaten another grand slam winner. Fantastic match!

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#490436

By MK Chris - Thu Jan 17, 2013 1:55 pm

- Thu Jan 17, 2013 1:55 pm #490436

Good stuff - she has come on leaps and bounds lately, she had a lengthy period of stagnation after she won Junior Wimbledon.

Deadly wrote:
Topher wrote:Stuff about Thatcher....

You are a disgrace and I'm looking forward to when someone you respect dies so I can rub your liberal face in it.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#490438

By Yudster - Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:01 pm

- Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:01 pm #490438

It wasn't stagnation, so much as that she played tennis part time while she did her exams. She's full time now, and it is showing.

Charlalottie on Twitter wrote:Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.

Charlalottie wrote:Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#490440

By bmstinton93 - Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:04 pm

- Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:04 pm #490440

She's had to play 4 grand slam winners in her last 5 grand slam matches as well and still done well.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#490441

By Yudster - Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:08 pm

- Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:08 pm #490441

And she's still only 18 or 19 - she has a great future if she can stay injury free.

Charlalottie on Twitter wrote:Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.

Charlalottie wrote:Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#490442

By bmstinton93 - Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:08 pm

- Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:08 pm #490442

19 in 3 days. I hope she's single.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#490443

By MK Chris - Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:15 pm

- Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:15 pm #490443

She's far too intelligent for you...

Only joking....... slightly.

Deadly wrote:
Topher wrote:Stuff about Thatcher....

You are a disgrace and I'm looking forward to when someone you respect dies so I can rub your liberal face in it.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#490446

By The Deadly - Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:19 pm

- Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:19 pm #490446

How is Andre Agassi doing?

I am the meat

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#490447

By bmstinton93 - Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:20 pm

- Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:20 pm #490447

charlalottie wrote:Are you single again then Ben?

Nope.

Topher wrote:She's far too intelligent for you...

Only joking....... slightly.

But I'm better at sport than her...

Oh wait.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#490448

By MK Chris - Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:21 pm

- Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:21 pm #490448

Deadly wrote:How is Andre Agassi doing?

He lets Steffi Graf play with his balls.

Deadly wrote:
Topher wrote:Stuff about Thatcher....

You are a disgrace and I'm looking forward to when someone you respect dies so I can rub your liberal face in it.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#490449

By Yudster - Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:21 pm

- Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:21 pm #490449

Deadly wrote:How is Andre Agassi doing?

He's porking Steffi Graf. How do YOU think he's doing?

Charlalottie on Twitter wrote:Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.

Charlalottie wrote:Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#490450

By The Deadly - Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:22 pm

- Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:22 pm #490450

Good?

I am the meat

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#490453

By Yudster - Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:28 pm

- Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:28 pm #490453

You like the idea of being crushed in the Teutonic embrace of those steel thighs then?

Charlalottie on Twitter wrote:Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.

Charlalottie wrote:Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#490455

By The Deadly - Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:32 pm

- Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:32 pm #490455

Well anything would be nice at the moment so I'd take it.

Seriously though what a sportsman Andre Agassi was. He does a lot for underprivileged kids in America and worldwide with his charitable work too.

I am the meat

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#490456

By Yudster - Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:49 pm

- Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:49 pm #490456

So does Steffi. They are a pretty magnificent couple.

Charlalottie on Twitter wrote:Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.

Charlalottie wrote:Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#490458

By MK Chris - Thu Jan 17, 2013 3:31 pm

- Thu Jan 17, 2013 3:31 pm #490458

The worrying prospect is if their kids take up tennis... apart from the country they'll choose to represent.

Deadly wrote:
Topher wrote:Stuff about Thatcher....

You are a disgrace and I'm looking forward to when someone you respect dies so I can rub your liberal face in it.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#490468

By Bonanzoid - Thu Jan 17, 2013 10:57 pm

- Thu Jan 17, 2013 10:57 pm #490468

Laura Robson is rather lovely. From a slightly different angle, I reckon Serena Williams would be mental between the sheets.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#490472

By dimtimjim - Fri Jan 18, 2013 8:04 am

- Fri Jan 18, 2013 8:04 am #490472

Bonanzoid wrote: From a slightly different angle, I reckon Serena Williams would be mental between the sheets.

I don't get the angle comment... What angle would she need to be at to quantify your assumption...?!

I've actually met Chris n shook his hand. This fact is still causing slight issues in my trouser dept.... :wink:

Yudster wrote:Best post ever.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#490475

By Boboff - Fri Jan 18, 2013 8:23 am

- Fri Jan 18, 2013 8:23 am #490475

You would make the sweet sweet love to Laura, Serena would Rape you hard!

They are different angles, a cute, and opaque.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#490491

By The Deadly - Fri Jan 18, 2013 11:13 am

- Fri Jan 18, 2013 11:13 am #490491

I'd be worried that Serena would eat me after she was done * me.

I am the meat

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#490494

By Yudster - Fri Jan 18, 2013 11:15 am

- Fri Jan 18, 2013 11:15 am #490494

I don't think that would be a worry. More of an inevitability.

Charlalottie on Twitter wrote:Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.

Charlalottie wrote:Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#490498

By Boboff - Fri Jan 18, 2013 11:21 am

- Fri Jan 18, 2013 11:21 am #490498

What a great post for a new page....If only I could be arsed to look what the question was.....

No I know lets all guess what the statement was that it refers to, A prize to the best suggestion.

" I worry that wanking will make me go blind"

"I worry that if I engage in a DIY colonic irrigation with the shower head that I may get soap in my eye and shit on my shoes"

"I worry that the increased cultural diversity of the UK may one day mean that we all become a well adjusted and tolerant society"

" I worry that wearing thongs could give you Bum cancer"

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#490499

By bmstinton93 - Fri Jan 18, 2013 11:30 am

- Fri Jan 18, 2013 11:30 am #490499

I'd like to think Laura Robson would be quite wild. I'd give her a go.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#490510

By Bonanzoid - Fri Jan 18, 2013 5:18 pm

- Fri Jan 18, 2013 5:18 pm #490510

dimtimjim wrote:
Bonanzoid wrote: From a slightly different angle, I reckon Serena Williams would be mental between the sheets.

I don't get the angle comment... What angle would she need to be at to quantify your assumption...?!

boboff explained it rather well.

boboff wrote:You would make the sweet sweet love to Laura, Serena would Rape you hard!

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#490525

By JayE - Sat Jan 19, 2013 7:57 pm

- Sat Jan 19, 2013 7:57 pm #490525

This was just hilarious to read. http://newsthump.com/2012/12/10/radio-o ... ruel-hoax/

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