[Boboff]

Its not like i'm trolling the shit out of everyone...

What the hell is going on in this community, it appears all the regular members I knew have gone and been replaced by petty people who want to chase away any new members with stupid and pointless bureaucracy.

Yeah Man!

What he said!

To Rupert the Bear

Badger, Badger, Badgers a *
Everyone knows hes gay

Badger Badger Badgers a *

[The Deadly]

He is not only * but he is also well hung too.

[dimtimjim]

This story reminds me of my first holiday 'without the folks' - an 18-30's holiday (i'd never heard of them before - the naivety of youth). Oh. My. God.

Unlike Badger, I'm unwilling to share the full details of the weeks events - I like to think of myself as a more classy guy these days, but the memories will stay with me forever. The 'reps' encouraged some truly shocking behavoir - from 'down a pint of spirits' to full on 'sex on stage in front of 300 people' antics to name but a few.

Oh to be young again!

[a-moron]

Didn't think I divulged that much detail in my story to be honest.
Mostly filler, leading to my epic fail, as you would say.

Also, I was never an 18-30's rep so our antics were never quite up to those standards.

In saying that, I once had sex on a busy bar floor in front of around 300 people. Got a hosing down and barred for a week.
Bad times.

[catherine]

How can you have sex in front of people? That's so disgusting

[a-moron]

I done pretty badly from all accounts I heard.

I was very, very drunk.

Edit -
I was unaware I had had the sex until I was notified the following evening. Along with getting told I was barred for a week.

[chrysostom]

Having sex in front of other people who aren't having sex is an odd one. What's the etiquette while you watch?

[catherine]

The same as watching a busker?

[a-moron]

What's the etiquette while you watch?

A slow paced hand clap to help with my rhythm?

[catherine]

You are so wrong

Now I have the clapping part of 'Come on Eileen' in my head and a bad image to go with it!

[chrysostom]

"I'm just about ready, which one of you is Eileen?"

[Boboff]

Or more aptly the follow up Jizz on Mylene.....

[DevilsDuck]

Klass-y

[chrysostom]

[Boboff]

You would though, wouldn't you?

[DevilsDuck]

Without a doubt

Damn the restraining order!

[dimtimjim]

How can you have sex in front of people?

And on stage, no less.

That's so disgusting

Which was kinda my stance on things. A whole room of people chanting 'do it, do it' did virtually nothing to improve my desires.

[The Deadly]

I've licked fanny in a room full of people but I'm not sure if I could have full sex in front of an audience.

[DevilsDuck]

You always look funny

[Yudster]

I don't know whether to snigger or vomit. I'll snomit. *snomits*

[The Deadly]

I was challenged to try and make this girl squirt. It attracted a crowd.

[a-moron]

It certainly would have been a challenge if you thinking licking it is going to make it squirt?
You'd have been better putting a super-soaker in there and getting her to do some Kegel exercises.
That or skoosh some um-bongo up there, then jump on her belly.

[The Deadly]

No I was using my fingers at the same time. I wanted to give it a lick as well.

[chrysostom]

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