[Nicola_Red]

No, what I said is that it isn't against the rules. I'll still merge them if I feel like it. Now enough trying to make petty points.

[catherine]

Deadly, stop acting like such a child.

[Longview01]

You are better than that Deadly

[Boboff]

I think we need to star the calender and mark it "Deadly"

[chrysostom]

What did I miss?!

[The Deadly]

You missed everyone taking me seriously and not appreciating my sense of humour. Not many do.

[DevilsDuck]

In that case its not us...its you!

[chrysostom]

You missed everyone taking me seriously and not appreciating my sense of humour. Not many do.

Each to their own!

[a-moron]

Yudster gets you.

She told me in the bike shed, round the back of school.

I tried to grab her boob.

Didn't go down to well.

[Boboff]

You missed everyone taking me seriously and not appreciating my sense of humour. Not many do.

I would assume that Deadly is joking, come on guys he's not that bad!

Not all deadly....

[chrysostom]

I tried to grab her boob.

Didn't go down to well.

Put your back out?

[Yudster]

I tried to grab her boob.

Didn't go down to well.

Put your back out?

No but he'll need a crochet hook to get his balls back out.

[a-moron]

Yuds has such a big vagina

[The Deadly]

You missed everyone taking me seriously and not appreciating my sense of humour. Not many do.

I would assume that Deadly is joking, come on guys he's not that bad!

Not all deadly....

This is why a huge envelope of cash is on its way to you.

[chrysostom]

(I'm not qute sure why I've seen this film, as I've only just found out it was released in 1966!)

[The Deadly]

(I'm not qute sure why I've seen this film, as I've only just found out it was released in 1966!)

That has modern day remake featuring Brendan Fraser written all over it.

[a-moron]

That's one helluva fallopian tube.

[Boboff]

Mrs B gets up at 5.30 every day for work, doesn't get home till 9, and is on her feet all day with no breaks or opportunity to post of forums.

She's a nurse and apparently * shit at everything she does!

[chrysostom]

Nurses are brilliant, and hugely undervalued.

[Yudster]

No she's a nurse and her bosses are shit at everything THEY do - except shifting the blame on the people who have been holding it together as best they can for as long as they can, that they are * brilliant at.

Blood is boiling.

[Nicola_Red]

Nurses are brilliant, and hugely undervalued.

Completely agreed. Many hospital stays have proved to me how patient, friendly, understanding and kind they are. I couldn't do it.

[Boboff]

I know, but it's when the likes of the BBC and the one show have people on who talk complete and utter bollcoks about nurses not caring about people, and it's not like the old days when Nurses were properly trained etc etc when the truth is they now HAVE to have a Nursing Degree to be a nurse.

A teacher can take a degree in American Dwarf Jazz Folk Dancing in the Prohibtion era, do one year PGCE and be a Teacher, but not a Nurse, and * Teaching get 12 weeks off, and apparently can't even organise for kids to run around in PE! (Although in fairness I haven't seen any evidence of this, just the * BBC and some wankers report again!! touche!)

It's people that are the problem, most of the people when in Hospital spend most of the time * moaning Grrrrr!

[Yudster]

On the face of it, nurses salaries look pretty good - but for what they get they work their arses off and the conditions in the NHS are terrible. Given that the people who are causing all the problems aren't working a quarter as hard, and are earning ten times more, I think its fair to say that its not enough.

[Boboff]

They do get paid a fair wage actually.

It's like £11 an hour or something, less about 80p an hour for Pension!

[DevilsDuck]

they should quit complaining then! They don't even have to do the cleaning any more!