[chrysostom]

My worst squash injury was ripping the skin of my leg across the whole of my shin. I played like a battering ram.

[Yudster]

Well I play like a headless chicken. And in case I am not being clear here, headless chickens are rubbish at squash.

[Boboff]

Its wrestling. Nobody does.

Thought that needed reiterating.

Probably no harm in making that point again.


Bring back Big Daddy and Giant Hastacks ( he was a nasty man!) I say.

[dimtimjim]

Ouch! (yuds clip)

[Bruvva]

Used to work in an office that had two squash courts in it, played quite a bit at the time. One day, one of the lads took a squash ball to the eye and ended up with a detached retina. Have to say, it looked like it smarted a bit.

[dimtimjim]

Used to work in an office that had two squash courts in it

I do believe you have office and leisure centre mixed up...

[Bruvva]

Used to work in an office that had two squash courts in it

I do believe you have office and leisure centre mixed up...

And the office after that had a gym and a swimming pool!

The current place has a changing room that I suspect is used as a testing ground for germ warfare.

[Yudster]

Used to work in an office that had two squash courts in it, played quite a bit at the time. One day, one of the lads took a squash ball to the eye and ended up with a detached retina. Have to say, it looked like it smarted a bit.

Approved eyewear is recommended for all players, and mandatory for juniors in all competitions (and at our club). These are what Baby Yudster wears and they have saved him from potentially nasty injury more than once.

[Yudster]

Morgan is an endurance athlete. He makes a living doing 24 hour mountain bike races. He is a pain addict.

[Yudster]

He's an Australian extreme sports professional. But mostly he's Australian.

[The Deadly]

Ah my daughter made me cup cakes whilst I was at work. They look very odd but the thought was there.

[catherine]

http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6872071/8-new-and-necessary-punctuation-marks

My favourite is the Hemi-Demi-Semi Colon.

[dimtimjim]

Ah my daughter made me cup cakes whilst I was at work. They look very odd but the thought was there.

Thats nice...

[Bruvva]

Used to work in an office that had two squash courts in it, played quite a bit at the time. One day, one of the lads took a squash ball to the eye and ended up with a detached retina. Have to say, it looked like it smarted a bit.

Approved eyewear is recommended for all players, and mandatory for juniors in all competitions (and at our club). These are what Baby Yudster wears and they have saved him from potentially nasty injury more than once.

]

Indeed, everyone got a pair straight after. God, couldn't play squash now, my knees would explode. They barely put up with me plodding around the streets of London as it is.

[chrysostom]

Black C3PO

[Misfit]

Got a new moped today

[The Deadly]

I'll look forward to you slowing me down and getting in my way.

[dimtimjim]

Mr Brain-Juice is being let out today! Whoop!

His ear has stopped letting out juice (and letting in air, which was the more worrying thing, apparently) since Thursday night so they are happy to let him out of hostipal. Still gotta be on bed rest for a week or two, but at least now he can have the benefit of TV, internet and home cooking. He is so relieved. As am I if i'm honest.

[Nicola_Red]

Excellent news Tim, glad to hear it

[Misfit]

I'll look forward to you slowing me down and getting in my way.

I doubt I'll ever get down your way but if I do, I'll make sure I drive around in front of you.

[English Bob]

Used to work in an office that had two squash courts in it, played quite a bit at the time. One day, one of the lads took a squash ball to the eye and ended up with a detached retina. Have to say, it looked like it smarted a bit.

Approved eyewear is recommended for all players, and mandatory for juniors in all competitions (and at our club). These are what Baby Yudster wears and they have saved him from potentially nasty injury more than once.

]

Indeed, everyone got a pair straight after. God, couldn't play squash now, my knees would explode. They barely put up with me plodding around the streets of London as it is.

Did someone say squash?

[Yudster]

That's racketball, not squash.

[bmstinton93]

So... Gary Barlow just tweeted me

EDIT: https://twitter.com/GBarlowOfficial/sta ... 2203109376
https://twitter.com/GBarlowOfficial/sta ... 0423766019

[jocky85]

Gary Barlow tweets a lot of people!

[a-moron]

That'll be Ben's parade well and truly pissed on then Jocky.