[Boboff]

You decide who Nic should ban from the forum next!

* Obviously this is humour based and does not confer any legal obligations to any party

[bmstinton93]

Shotgun

[Nicola_Red]

I voted for Badger. No reason really, I just think he should go. I'm not voting for Mr Red as I do not wish for him to come back to the country with a fractured skull leaking brain juice.

[bmstinton93]

Oh there's a poll? Bloody tapatalk. Does this mean I'm going to have to go on my laptop just to vote for myself?

[dimtimjim]

Am I allowed to vote?

EDIT: Meh, the bestest things are done without permission (EG oops, wrong hole). I voted anyway.

[chrysostom]

JayE. The prospect of DTJ taking a 14 year old he's not related to on holiday, and having authorities quiz him is too appealing.

[BBQ]

I vote Deadly. He knows martial arts so if you get into a situation, you have your bodyguard.

I missed that something happened to the original person you were going to go with

[a-moron]

I missed that something happened to the original person you were going to go with

Check this shit out Barbie.

And this.

I've also voted for me because I did instigate the whole thought process behind this topic to begin with.

That and I'd be * awesome company.

And I'll bring naked pictures of my missus with me.

[bmstinton93]

I could also bring naked pictures of Badger's missus with me.

[Yudster]

So could I.

[chrysostom]

So could anyone who's turned off the safesearch function on Google.

[a-moron]

Heeyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!

Same could be said about yo mama.

[chrysostom]

Yo Ma-Ma.

The famous Chinese violinist?! SHE IS A SAINT.

[Yudster]

Violinist humour. Teehee.

[Bonanzoid]

Badger. The stories would be cracking.

[Misfit]

cheers for all the votes guys! i can actually ride a bike as well ¬¬

[Boboff]

Oh well apparently I don't even get a look in. Send us a postcard at least.

BUt you are coming to Butlins with me and the Off's!

Skegness here we come!

[dimtimjim]

Just wanted to say thank you all (to one of you especially, for the lovely PM - you know who you are) for the light hearted outlook on things.

Following a conversation with him last night, I do need to reiterate the seriousness of my friends condition. Yes, ha ha, I've lost my sunshine excursion pal, but he's now realistically looking at permenant damage.

Horrible to think that what started out as something so innocent and casual has ended this way.

No need to end the mockery, just wanted to make you all aware - please don't overstep the mark.

on a lighter note - its looking good for Badger, make sure you're bikini is on standby...

[Boboff]

Feel for you mate.

Sending positive vibes.

Can't you pay for him to go private?(:-))

[DevilsDuck]

I vote Yuds

I think she would have a positive influence on DTJ

[Nicola_Red]

Mr Red thanks you for including him. He seemed slightly miffed that I wouldn't want him to go Hope you don't think I was making light of your friend's situation DTJ (and obviously I do realise that bike riding is not how he sustained his injury), I was entirely serious when I said that I wouldn't want him to do something like biking. My best friend's dad almost died in a bike crash when I was a kid - they had to basically rebuild all one side of his body with metal parts - and it terrified me.

[Boboff]

There is a sense of Irony here then, "bikes, nasty" "night out nice"

You only get one chance I suppose, and you have to do what you have to do, the outcomes one cannot foresee.

I have managed to mop the kitchen floor mind!

[Nicola_Red]

Oh, very true. I'm a cautious person by nature, but I do realise that a night out can be equally hazardous when there are idiots around - after all, crossing the road is hazardous. But I totally support that carpe diem mentality - no point not doing something you enjoy 'just in case'.

[The Deadly]

Bikes are only dangerous in the hands of someone who doesn't know how to ride them properly. A responsible rider is a safe rider.

[DevilsDuck]

absolute balls...even an experienced rider will tell you they are unsafe because of the other idiots on the road and lack of protection