[chrysostom]

It's not bad if your online footprint linked to your real name doesn't reveal anything too objectionable about you or your personality - or if you've got a well stocked LinkedIn profile.

If you're talking about masturbation, demonstrating a poor work ethic and a reluctance to relocate...it might not go well!

Irritatingly, the only other Andrew Chrysostom that regularly pops up online is a douche. He literally posts videos of him douching his own nose (along with Modern Warfare Videos).

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[James H]

It's not bad if your online footprint linked to your real name doesn't reveal anything too objectionable about you or your personality - or if you've got a well stocked LinkedIn profile.

This is why I try to be on my best behaviour on accounts that are easy to associate with me!

If you're talking about masturbation, demonstrating a poor work ethic and a reluctance to relocate...it might not go well!

[chrysostom]

I bloody love you James.

[a-moron]

I bloody love you James.

Seconded.

Him and his big willy.

[The Deadly]

Why don't you marry him then?

[James H]

[a-moron]

Why don't you marry him then?

Because I already share a marital bed and with his big ol' * in there as well, I'd probably have to sleep on the bedroom floor.

And that sure as shit won't be happening because that's where my Scalextric track lives.

I ain't dismantling that for no *. Big boaby or big boobies. No * you hear me.

[dimtimjim]

And that sure as shit won't be happening because that's where my Scalextric track lives.

There are times when i think you're the bestestest ever. We should mate sometime.

[bmstinton93]

It went really well anyway now to get out of Swindon...

[Nicola_Red]

My sister in law had her 20wk scan the other day; found out that I'm having a niece! Very excited.

[a-moron]

And that sure as shit won't be happening because that's where my Scalextric track lives.

There are times when i think you're the bestestest ever. We should mate sometime.

Don't think our parts are compatible for mating but I'm always up for an experiment.

*bends over*

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[MK Chris]

My sister in law had her 20wk scan the other day; found out that I'm having a niece! Very excited.

You mean your brother and sister-in-law are having a girl... the difference (should you be wondering) is that they are having a child, you are not 'having' anything... it's about them, not you.

Congratulations to you, but primarily to them!

[DevilsDuck]

/Pedant

[Nicola_Red]

My sister in law had her 20wk scan the other day; found out that I'm having a niece! Very excited.

You mean your brother and sister-in-law are having a girl... the difference (should you be wondering) is that they are having a child, you are not 'having' anything... it's about them, not you.

Congratulations to you, but primarily to them!

And people call me picky...I will have a niece when the child is born, therefore I'm having one. 'Having' doesn't only refer to spawning.

[Bonanzoid]

[The Deadly]

I've discovered Jim'll Paint It. Very funny.

[English Bob]

Just got a twitter shoutout from Simon Hickson from Trevor and Simon fame, for sponsoring his Comic Relief page!

Go donate now, people!

http://my.rednoseday.com/sponsor/simonhickson#_=_

[Longview01]

We don't do CD's

[Misfit]

I cant help but smile when anything mildly moyles related on twitter it becomes a storm of people protesting about how they havent listened to radio one since and how they miss him.

[JayE]

I cant help but smile when anything mildly moyles related on twitter it becomes a storm of people protesting about how they havent listened to radio one since and how they miss him.

I must admit I am guilty of those.

[Misfit]

me too occasionally, but like aled said when we tried a reboot of the team moyles thing, it just becomes an absolute shit storm of #teammoyles stuff and things. chrysostom has created a monster.

[JayE]

I think that when Chrys created the campaign he intended it to be good natured and I think it was, now though people are taking it way too far and are going way over the top to something that is supposed to be a bit of fun.

[Misfit]

Last night, I went to the pub, and it was one of the best nights iv had in a long time. i like my clubs but nothing beats the local

[chrysostom]

to celebrate I'm having chocolate fingers for breakfast.

There are just too many obvious jokes for this comment.



And for that reason, I'm out.

[Yudster]

Wow - that's the first time I have thought Duncan Bannatyne looked sexy.