[The Deadly]

I've just been invited to a 40th Birthday party this Saturday and there is a fancy dress element. You have to go as something beggining with the letter N. Now I hate fancy dress and I especially hate make up and getting messy so I'm looking for something simple that can be thrown together at short notice.

And GO!

[DevilsDuck]

You could go as a... Oh, wait that begins with a k... But you wouldnt have to do anything to get ready

[neilt0]

[The Deadly]

You could go as a... Oh, wait that begins with a k... But you wouldnt have to do anything to get ready

Yawn. Too predictable and not enough thought. Your parents will continue to be ashamed of you.

[The Deadly]

See I like that but I don't think we have a fancy dress shop round here that will cater to my needs.

[chrysostom]

Kim Jong Un?

[The Deadly]

I like the idea of going as North Korea. I'd need to get a North Korean flag tomorrow though. Not sure if that is going to happen.

[HA94]

Ninja

[Bonanzoid]

[MK Chris]

Do what I'd do and refuse to go on the principle that it's fancy dress.

[Bonanzoid]

Hahaha, Topher you're a miserable sod.

[MK Chris]

I am sort of like a less funny Jon Richardson I think... but who likes fancy dress?! You look like a twat and you have to pay for the privilege unless you own clothes stupid enough to be considered fancy dress in the first place. And it's not funny!

[The Deadly]

Topher is correct. Fancy dress is a massive pain in the arse. If anything it completely restricts fun. I'd feel really awkward being the only one there being dressed in jeans and a shirt.

[The Deadly]

The guy having the party is black. I'm not sure if blacking up is legal.

[a-moron]

Ninja

You are welcome.

The guy having the party is black. I'm not sure if blacking up is legal.

*shakes head*

[JayE]

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[The Deadly]

Ned.jpg

Yes! this is winning so far.

[bmstinton93]

[The Deadly]

A new winner. I'll literally just have to wear a shit shirt, blow dry my hair and come up with a tedious party game involving mystery boxes.

[Nicola_Red]

who likes fancy dress?! You look like a twat and you have to pay for the privilege unless you own clothes stupid enough to be considered fancy dress in the first place. And it's not funny!

I frickin' love fancy dress. I would wear it every day if I thought I could get away with it. Pretty much the only time I find kids cute is when they're just walking round Asda or something dressed as, like, Spiderman or a Disney princess. I'm very jealous of that. I do, however, hate most fancy dress parties as they tend to be house parties and being trapped in a strange house with a lot of people you don't know is not my idea of a good time.

[catherine]

I wish Topher and Deadly would just marry each other and be miserable, boring arseholes together.

[The Deadly]

That really would be a turn up for the books.

[Wykey]

Do what I'd do and refuse to go on the principle that it's fancy dress.

and fancy dress is for social inadequates?

[The Deadly]

In what could be considered a massive ego trip I have made a mask of my own face to wear this evening. That is my costume.

[Yudster]

But Deadly did. Talk about typecasting.