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By Bruvva
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Frank Lampard being interviewed about "his" new children's book :

"So did you actually write any words?
"Yeah, bits of it."
"I would love to get to the stage," he says later, "where I can actually write the whole book myself.""
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By Bonanzoid
#496689
Bruvva wrote:Frank Lampard being interviewed about "his" new children's book :

"So did you actually write any words?
"Yeah, bits of it."
"I would love to get to the stage," he says later, "where I can actually write the whole book myself.""


The most worrying part is that I'm pretty sure he's one of the smarter footballers.
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By Nicola_Red
#496699
Finally signed for a flat! This has been going on so long, I feel like a weight's been lifted off my shoulders :)
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By dimtimjim
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Nicola_Red wrote:Finally signed for a flat! This has been going on so long, I feel like a weight's been lifted off my shoulders :)


Well done Nic! Let me know when the 'warming' is... :wink:
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By dimtimjim
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Whoop! Managed to get the afternoon off! Yeah!

So, do I go enjoy the sunshine? Hit the golf course, perhaps? Cycle ride?

Or, do I hide myself away and play PS3 all afternoon?

Decisions...
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By Topher
#496728
Enjoy the * sunshine you imbecile, it'll be gone after this week!
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By dimtimjim
#496750
charlalottie wrote:Why not go outside then come in and play afterwards? While you're out, get a cornetto.


Lottie won. I managed to do both, but it was a Strawberry Split instead. Decided as had badminton in eve to just sit out in Sun listening to music for bit, then got 2 hours on PS3!

Happy days.
#496772
You know what it's like,

You're on holiday. You've been out on the piss all night. You're hotel bound and the time has come for you to purchase some salmonella from a food shack.

What do you pick?
Cheeseburger? Kebab?

No my friends. What you want at * o'clock in the morning is some * toast and pancakes :?

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By Bruvva
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OK, bittersweet time, found this while meandering about on youtube, my two favourite DJs ever...but..blimey...13 years ago. THIRTEEN. Christ I'm old, it only seems 5 minutes ago that I was necking questionable pharmaceuticals and dancing til 6 in the morning...

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By dimtimjim
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[quote="Bruvva] it only seems 5 minutes ago that I was necking questionable pharmaceuticals and dancing til 6 in the morning...[/quote]

Ah, thems was the days...
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