[The Deadly]

It was a passable and entertaining show but certainly nothing special. Chris is a Radio DJ and the TV thing has never worked for him so I hope he has stopped chasing it.

[Bonanzoid]

I enjoyed Quiz Night, but as Deadly says it was nothing special. Still miles better than that new shite that Grimmy's peddling. It's such a cliché, but he bugs the tits right off me. I've not seen a single thing where I've thought he was decent, and not annoying.

[Nicola_Red]

Mr Red is away for a week now running the box office at the Isle of Wight festival. It sucks.

[dimtimjim]

Mr Red is away for a week now

"How you doing?" (In a Joey style)

[Nicola_Red]

I'm doing terrible! I miss him so much. I'm gonna try to concentrate on our wedding plans to distract me.

[dimtimjim]

That's not what I meant, and you know it, but well diverted.

[Nicola_Red]

I've said the words 'Manchester International Festival booking line' so many times over the past couple months that they're just starting to smoosh into one big word. I'm pretty sure I'm just saying "manchationestival" at this point.

[Misfit]

I'm unbelievably bored

[chrysostom]

snopes.com

always good to kill an hour or two

[JayE]

Go on Twitter.

[Topher]

snopes.com

always good to kill an hour or two

That's my first stop when I get "don't do this, or you'll be scammed" or "MASSIVE VIRUS THAT WILL WIPE YOUR HARD DRIVE!!1!one!" type emails.

[Nicola_Red]

snopes.com

always good to kill an hour or two

That's my first stop when I get "don't do this, or you'll be scammed" or "MASSIVE VIRUS THAT WILL WIPE YOUR HARD DRIVE!!1!one!" type emails.

Me too. Or when people post on facebook about how putting your PIN in backwards alerts the police...I can't believe people still fall for that crap.

[chrysostom]

Left my keys at home. Hannah isn't back until 11.30pm.

[catherine]

You need one of these http://compare.ebay.co.uk/like/11089577 ... =66&ff19=0

[chrysostom]

Great plan, but alas we have no garage/shed to put it in.

Also, would it not tempt fate for someone to steal the box and then get the key?!

I think I may end up resorting to Fast and Furious 6 at the cinema...

[dimtimjim]

I think I may end up resorting to Fast and Furious 6 at the cinema...

It's not that bad y'know, some would say the best yet... still no star wars, but kills a few hours with little to no pain, and a good few tight bodies in tighter outfits to be enjoyed. Go for it.

[JayE]

I don't think any film will ever beat Star Wars, they are still my favourite movies, ever.

[bmstinton93]

Not even Keith Lemon: The Movie?

[JayE]

Keith Lemon: The Film for starters it's not American, also regarding the fact of whether it's better than Star Wars no it's not I got it for Christmas and it was crap.

[bmstinton93]

But Kelly Brook isn't in Star Wars.

[JayE]

Yeah, she is the best thing about that film but it was still crap. That is the one thing he's done as Keith Lemon that I can honestly say I hated.

[DevilsDuck]

Yeah, she is the best thing about that film but it was still crap. That is the one thing he's done as Keith Lemon that I can honestly say I hated.

The one thing... He makes deadly look correct 100% of the time!

[JayE]

What are you on about?

[The Deadly]

Yeah, she is the best thing about that film but it was still crap. That is the one thing he's done as Keith Lemon that I can honestly say I hated.

The one thing... He proves beyond any reasonable doubt that deadly is correct 100% of the time!

Thank you.

[JayE]

I still don't fully understand what relevance that had to what I was talking about.