[a-moron]

I absolutely adore Jedwards single 'Luminous'.

There. I've said it.

[Yudster]

I thought Jedward were easily the best in the Eurovision Song Contest however many years ago it was that they did it. If they've done it more than once, I mean the first time.

[DevilsDuck]

[Chorus]
Everybadger
Rock your badger
Everybadger
Rock your badger right
Badgers back alright

Oh my God he's back again
Tophers, Yudsters, everybody sing
We're gonna bring the flavor show you how
I've gotta question for ya
Better answer now

Is he original? (No)
Is he the only one? (No)
Is he everything we need? (No)
You better rock you badger now

[Chorus]
Everybadger
Rock your badger
Everybadger
Rock your badger right
Badgers back alright


Now throw your hands up in the air
And wave 'em around like you just don't care
If you wanna party let me hear you yell
'Cause we've got badger goin' on again

Is he original? (No)
Is he the only one? (No)
Is he everything we need? (No)
You better rock your badger now

[bmstinton93]

Far too much time on your hands.

[DevilsDuck]

Indeed

[a-moron]

That, Mr Duck, was absolutely brilliant.

Too big for a Sig but I'll figure something out.

[a-moron]

Done.

I think?

[chrysostom]

skillls

[DevilsDuck]

ReSpec

[a-moron]

Ha, thanks.

:Sent using Badgers Sony Xperia something or another:

[The Deadly]

Every time I see this thread I start humming that Foo Fighters song. It's the first line in it (sort of).

[DevilsDuck]

I've got another confession to make, Badgers a fool.
Everyone's got their Avatars to break, Incuding you (deadly)

[Bonanzoid]

Hot damn, these new avatars are confusing.

Edit - it looked tempting.

[nade]

Wow, what on earth were Jedward drinking when they came up with that video. I'm sure a bit of it was what it would look like if the wee little guy Morph did a base jump without any parachute.

Tweaked my avatar in honour of the badger and chucked in a few other folk.

[a-moron]

"Tweaked my avatar in honour of the badger"

Sounds like a phrase that could be used for female masturbation.

That being said, absolutely love it Nade. Great work.

[a-moron]

*.

Taylor Swift now.

I'm so ashamed.

[The Deadly]

I would like to * Taylor Swift now. You are very correct.

[a-moron]

Just caught the Graham Norton show. Absolutely loved the performance from the musical "The Once".

Beautiful so it was.

Street cred no more.

[Bonanzoid]

I think I fell in a wee bit of love with the girl on the piano.

[flyingbadger]

The equestrian blonde bombshell Ellie Goilding now has pride and place as being my most listened to artist of the past fortnight.

Calvin Harris' duet (?ish) and her new single Burn.

Both are great wee pop songs.

I'm off to ride her bareback.

[The Deadly]

She has a cracking body on her. 8/10 overall.

Thanks.

[Misfit]

9 out of ten considering shes a bit of a slut as well so probably knows some interesting tricks!

[flyingbadger]

Aye.

Yer pumping away, when suddenly she stops you mid stride and goes

5 of clubs. Right?

[The Deadly]

You won't like it when she pulls a rabbit out of her fanny.

[Boboff]

Prolapse


Pulling a fanny out of your rabbit.


That's not funny.