[dimtimjim]

Anyone know? On annual leave or jus' not about..?

Hope it the former. Miss her!

[flyingbadger]

I noticed she was in the chatroom yesterday.

Obvs just bored with us on here.

Ou est la gare?

Le chaton est sous la table.

J'ai une tour d'eiffiel dans mon pantalon.

[dimtimjim]

I noticed she was in the chatroom yesterday.

Obvs just bored with us on here.

Moi aussi, j'ai un eiffel dans mon pantalon.

Je viens de mangé un paquet entier de toffos

[flyingbadger]

Mon dieu!!!!

Un paquet entier de toffos?!?

Zoot alors!

[dimtimjim]

Le LOL

[Bonanzoid]

I noticed she was in the chatroom yesterday.

Obvs just bored with us on here.

Ou est la gare?

Le chaton est sous la table.

J'ai une tour d'eiffiel dans mon pantalon.

Taught French by Eddie Izzard and Scrubs, I like it.

[chrysostom]

She sent me a tweet too, maybe nothing's been interesting.

WHERE IS FOOTS?!

[Yudster]

Anyone know? On annual leave or jus' not about..?

Hope it the former. Miss her!

I'm here! Its just that since I went part time (which is SUCH a scam, you should all try it!) I don't get a natural break in my day to come in here and talk to you all. I pop into the chat room early, and then sometimes again after work, but other than that, its not so easy!

[Topher]

Le singe est sur la branche.

[dimtimjim]

I'm here! Its just that since I went part time (which is SUCH a scam, you should all try it!) I don't get a natural break in my day to come in here and talk to you all. I pop into the chat room early, and then sometimes again after work, but other than that, its not so easy!

That's ok, as long as you're alright...

EDIT: Am down your way tomorrow Yuddles picking up the new motor... Keep an eye out for me!

[Yudster]

Well I am going to be in Berkhamstead!

[Yudster]

I don't mind not having a break, apart from that it eats into my internet time! I'm basically finishing 2 hours early every day (at 3pm) but only losing 1 hour per day - and it feels like half days.

Are you enjoying being back in Dorset Char?

[Yudster]

Good good - useless people shouldn't be allowed to get away with being useless at what they are paid to do.

Is Elmo the annoying ex you've been talking about? Is he trying it on again?

[Yudster]

I'm confused - I'm still not sure if we're talking about Elmo or Mr Penipee or someone else!

[Yudster]

Alex? He of the ridiculous attempt at facial hair? Oh dear!

[The Deadly]

I'm in Dorset right now. I'll come and sort him out for you in exchange for a continental breakfast.

[Bruvva]

I'm in Dorset right now. I'll come and sort him out for you in exchange for a continental breakfast.

You've let yourself down there, perfect opportunity for the "I'd recommend it to anyone" gag and you blow it. You should be ASHAMED.

[The Deadly]

I am ashamed. I thank you for your firm dressing down.

[chrysostom]

I'd happily send him snapchats that would put him off any sexual activity hereafter.

[flyingbadger]

The screen shot ability of the iPhone makes that app a redundant concept.

Thankfully my wife is completely oblivious to this capability

[chrysostom]

Although a massive message and alert does come up saying 'THEY TOOK A SCREENSHOT OF YOUR PICTURE'

[flyingbadger]

WHAT?!?

[The Deadly]

I'd love nothing more than to send you guys snap chat videos of me jacking mysel but I'd need at least one hand free to operate the phone.

[flyingbadger]

She must've been too drunk to notice.

Or secretly likes the idea that I keep the pics and that I'm a pervy bastard.

[chrysostom]

WHAT?!?

I really wish I could have seen your face when you found this out.