[dimtimjim]

lovely night out with a few friends tonight. Was a great distraction from all the shit going on lately.

Good4U.

And mine came today although I haven't yet played it

Its gooooood! Its very gooooood! Won't spoil it for you, but numerous changes to the game physics/AI has vastly improved it, and I could only invest 1.5 hours last night! Whoop!

[Nicola_Red]

Should I move this stuff to the gaming thread? It definitely doesn't belong in the Annoying thread.

[The Deadly]

Every time you merge a clown masturbates into a dirty rag.

Do it.

[Nicola_Red]

Done

[dimtimjim]

I see it was Lottie who took the gaming thread into the annoying thread. Honestly, that girl....

Hope you feel better now Nic!

[dimtimjim]

Oh, sorry to hear that Lottie..!

[neilt0]

In fairness, I was bloody annoyed! I still am, still got nothing.

Ditto. Where did you order from? I'm going to storm the local Post Office Sorting Office tomorrow! Office.

Office.

[The Deadly]

If you guys had got it from your local games outlet at midnight you wouldn't have this silly bother.

[bmstinton93]

I refused to get sucked into the hype surrounding GTA V but my oh my it lives up to it. What a way to see out this generation of consoles! I even played a tennis match on it earlier. Very impressed.

[Bonanzoid]

Found out it was relatively easy to upgrade my console's memory, so I've got a 120gb hard drive on its way to me off Play. I figure it's probably worth it to get GTA V. Very excite!

[bmstinton93]

You realise a standard 16GB memory card would suffice?

[dimtimjim]

What a way to see out this generation of consoles! Very impressed.

And what a great way of putting in Benji... t'is great, innit. If i'm honest, last night I pre-booked tonight off with Mrs DTJ. She's at work anyway, till 9:30 tonight, so I shall be going straight from work to a friends to squeeze in a few hours GTAing. Can't wait.

[Topher]

Blimey. There isn't a God.

Regardless of your opinion on that, I fail to see the relevance of that statement to the image above.

[The Deadly]

Yeah that tweet is hardly the scientific evidence we have been looking for all these years to prove gods existence.

[neilt0]

In fairness, I was bloody annoyed! I still am, still got nothing.

Ditto. Where did you order from? I'm going to storm the local Post Office Sorting Office tomorrow! Office.

Office.

I stormed the sorting office and got it. The sorting office is 23 seconds walk from my house. I swear it's that which delays stuff -- the closer you live to work, the later you are, for example.

I had something shipped from France and it took 2 days to get here. I've got something coming from Amsterdam via Belgium and that is being delivered within 2 days. Bloody Royal Mail. I tried to order it next day courier, but couldn't. Lesson learned. It'll be a midnight opening next time. In 2018.

[JayE]

Blimey. There isn't a God.

Regardless of your opinion on that, I fail to see the relevance of that statement to the image above.

I didn't mean it that way and no it wasn't a scientific statement, it was a figure of speech, what I meant was that tweet was so stupid that there couldn't possibly be a God. I thought it was comedic more than anything. Surely you knew that though or are you just so bored you wanted something to argue every once in a while?

[The Deadly]

Comedic things are generally meant to be funny though.

[JayE]

You're right.

[The Deadly]

100%

[Bonanzoid]

You realise a standard 16GB memory card would suffice?

Yup, but I've been close to getting a hard drive for it for ages now so no better time than now. Plus now I can download the free games from Xbox Live that are normally 5 or 6gb.

[bmstinton93]

Oh yeah good point. There has been some quite good games on that promotion actually.

[R94N]

I wonder if they'll make a next-gen version. No doubt a PC version is on the way, as that's a massive market.

[bmstinton93]

So ive almost completed GTA and have early access to FIFA 14. Still had 2 days left on my season pass from last year so got it for free

[chrysostom]

FIFA 14. Gameplay is much slower than 13, and the players are much more fallible with their first touch & dribbling. Still getting used to it...

[dimtimjim]

Ha ha haaaa! My mate rode about 8 miles to his local Asda to get GTA-V, cycled back home, rushed up to bedroom all giddy and excited - only to find they'd put FIFA '14 in for him instead!! Had to ride all way back again!