[The Deadly]

Oh it's a great show don't get me wrong they treated me great and looked after us well. They made me lie about my profession but other than that the staff there are fantastic.

[Topher]

Why did they make you lie about your profession?!

The lawyer on the one we watched yesterday was a smug, annoying prick.

[The Deadly]

Why did they make you lie about your profession?!

The lawyer on the one we watched yesterday was a smug, annoying prick.

By the time I recorded the show I'd been made redundant from my old job. They don't want anyone to say they are unemployed or have been made redundant so I said to them I'll just give my old job title just because it was the most recent thing I'd done. That job title was too complex for them and would have needed explaining a bit so we settled on Bingo Caller which is about as far away from my old job as possible but according to them easier for the viewer to relate to.

[Topher]

I'll never trust TV again.*




* I have never trusted TV in the past.

[dimtimjim]

so we settled on Bingo Caller

WTF.


From Tim, the 'bricklayer'...?!!!

[Comedy John]

Moyles signs for Leeds United

[flyingbadger]

LAWL =)
;=}
0¦3=<

[dimtimjim]

hey Badger, nice to hear from you. Funnily enough, I only watched (original) Robocop last week; jeffing ace film.

Regards,

TJ Laser.

[flyingbadger]

Funnily enough it was you I thought of when I saw that.

Ain't that spooky as *!?!

*goes to high five TimJims*

*realises it's an internet forum and thusly would be a * stupid thing to do*

*but disnae gie a * and high fives empty internet space anways cause I is cools like that*

[dimtimjim]

Funnily enough it was you I thought of when I saw that.

Umm... thanks!

*high-fives badger in return

[flyingbadger]

Funnily enough it was you I thought of when I saw that.

Umm... thanks!

*high-fives badger in return

*Sniggers*

I'm too funny lolol.

Love you really big fella.

*goes to take the high-five*



*Falls on his **

[dimtimjim]

[flyingbadger]

FIST PUMP! YEAH!!!!

[The Deadly]

I just won my tribunal against my former employers. I can't quite believe it. Thank you UK legal system.

[chrysostom]

Good news - are you allowed to give any more details now proceedings are over?

[The Deadly]

Yeah I was fired for gross misconduct back in July last year. The dismissal came after turning down their offer of taking a pay cut. They found in their mind a reason to sack me and another girl who worked there for something they considered gross misconduct but I strongly disputed this. Yesterday after months of them postponing the case and stalling I had my day in court and my lawyer ripped them to shreds. In my lawyers words it couldn't have been a bigger win for us.

[Bruvva]

*gives Deadly the unfairly sacked for gross misconduct high five*

Ace when you get vindicated isn't it? Although in my case I just got a reasonable payout and a new job.

[The Deadly]

It's a superb feeling. I get a certificate saying I was unfairly dismissed and a lot of money. Got a great new job that I enjoy so it's all good.

[dimtimjim]

Congratulation Deadly, well in.


Anyone else enjoying the Winter Olympics?!

[chrysostom]

They found in their mind a reason to sack me and another girl who worked there for something they considered gross misconduct.

[The Deadly]

They found in their mind a reason to sack me and another girl who worked there for something they considered gross misconduct.

That was a suggestion from their side which came up in court yesterday.

[Topher]

Congratulations sir, well played, good on you.

[The Deadly]

Thanks folks. It was such a stressful chapter of my life.

[dimtimjim]

Rose are red,
Violets are blue,
I’m using my hand,
But thinking of you.

Roses are blue,
Violets are red,
I’m sh*t with colours,
But dynamite in bed…

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Vodka is cheaper,
Than a meal for 2…

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Does this rag smell,
Like chloroform to you?

Rose are red,
Violets are blue,
I have a knife,
Get in the van…

Roses are red,
The grass is greener,
When I think of you,
I play with my wiener

Roses are red,
The grass is green,
I like your legs,
And whats in between

Roses are red,
Poems are silly
Open your legs,
‘Cos here comes my willy.

[Topher]

Roses are red,
Violets are red,
Everything's red:
Retinal haemorrhage.