[Uglybob]

First piece of news about the event in Estonia is about the Slovenia act. The band are a trio and call themselves "Sisters". Their track won their song for europe and it was called "Only Love". Interesting stuff.




...Oh by the way, they are a trio of transvestites

[a_girl_from_mars]

I knew there'd be a twist in the tale somewhere...
Why can't we enter interesting people like that?

[Uglybob]

yeah

fella from house of horrors loser vs pop idol loser vs barmaid in heartbeat loser

[Jonny Hoare]

Yes, Eurovision is going to be panst again.

Wogan getting drunk on cheap hospitality
Don't expect a glitzy contest- it's in Estonia and they can afford all of abouttwo lights and a microphone....


jonny Hoare- hoping to remember this one. i was very very very drunk....

[Jonny Hoare]

don't forget they has been a transexual winner of eurovision

[Everlast]

Wogan speaking:United Kindom 3 points
Wogan ThinkingHa ha ha bastards

[Sam]

The Eurovision has to be crap - if they started entering good songs we'd all die of shock. The only half decent song I can remember being entered for Britain was Precious - Say it again.

[Matt]

Have the UK got a song yet?

[Uglybob]

not as such matt but they are down to the final 4, 3 of which i mentioned above. think they pick it next week.

[Matt]

Just think of the odds for one of them to be good!

Be quids in if you put 10 quid on one of them to be good!

[Jonny Hoare]

Check out this site
http://eurosong.net

hmmm Bosnian entry sounds .........bosnian

[Jonny Hoare]

yeah the band called SURF n Turf- great dish
the barmaid out of heartbeat- tricia penrose
and jessica garlick from pop idol

[Jonny Hoare]

Guten abend, bon jour, good evening this is Cornwall calling
Here are the votes from the J-ho jury

1. Tricia Penrose- Dj Romeo
Substandard europop that stinks of more cheese than a cheese factory in Cheddar. Sounds like venga boys, aqua and otzi placed in a blender- oh how we can wish......
The europeans will love it........

2. Jessica Garlick- Come Back
Poor ballad, dull and instantly forgettable......

3. Surf and turf-
we're all going on a summer holiday- wnaky middle aged constipated dance crap


VOTE Tricia PENROSE- it may be a national embarrasment but heh!
at least we can prove that to win eurovision you have to craft a pile of shite to win it.....


Goodnight Tallinn

[Uglybob]

its just finished and was hosted by cueball Chris Price and teeth shatterer Claire Sweeney. a poor time of day to broadcast the show when everyone is sleeping and that led to 100000 votes being cast.

4th was House of Horrors John Maitlands band Surf n Turf with a dull euro type piece if nonsense

3rd was the last minute replacement, some fella who song was so good, i cant even remember how it went.

2nd was Tricia "im so sad i go on night fever" Penrose with the joy of tack number Dj Romeo. Think Gina G with worse lyrics and a fatter singer.

1st with 80000 of the 100000 votes was ex Pop Idol contestant Jessica "Hint Of" Garlic with Come Back, a dull ballad only made better by her good singing. if she were to get a better song, they might do well but alas, it was the usual heartbroken love twaddle that Celine Dion would sing.

[Charmaine]

Aww I wanted the ones that came last to win

I hate that bloody Jessica Garlick, she screaches the high notes, worse than nails down a blackboard and to make it worse it was a really crappy song

[Jonny Hoare]

He's my romeo romewo on my stereo.....


jessica garlick - oh dear oh dear oh dear

Methinks i shall be drinking heavily again to componsate for our poor performanc eagain in eurovision.....

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

theres so many great unintentionally funny programmes on the tv at the moment. that show was hilarious clare sweeney looked like she was trying to eat her own face.

[Uglybob]

i think shes blind too, what other reason to pick that putrid outfit.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

she probably thought next to uncle fester anything would look good.

[Jonny Hoare]

If we won eurovsion - sod Wogan- get Claire and Price to present it....

[Uglybob]

claire sweeney - i hate people with thick liverpool accents and her i wanna as annoying and fake caring as davina mccall can be.

[Jonny Hoare]

Luxembourg douze points, Luxembourg 12 points, Luxembourg 12 points to pay the leccy with arrh ey i'm only seeeeeventeen

[Uglybob]

yes paul, me too