[Uglybob]

The next target will be ...

KYLIE MINOGUE
Codename - Hunt The Arse

yes, some might think this is a bit controversial but a story screamed out at me as being particularly sad.

Noel Gallagher has been named Kylie Loser Of The Year in the world's first ever Kylie Poll.

Fansite kylie.co.uk began compiling the awards with the help of twenty-one unofficial fan sites last November.

Minogue maniacs across the globe voted in their thousands to have their say in categories such as Kylie Hero Of the Year, Kylie Villain Of The Year, Kylie Remixer Of The Year and Kylie Event Of The Year.

Noel Gallagher, who spoke rather unkindly about the star in 2001, was named Villain Of The Year, while Cathy Dennis and Rob Davis, the writers of Can't Get You Out Of My Head, were named Heroes Of The Year. Kermit The Frog was deemed her best collaborator, after the pair teamed-up during Kylie's An Audience TV With... show last October.

Kylie's On A Night Like This Tour was named Event Of The Year, while the White Shroud that she wore in the ...Out Of My Head video won Image Of The Year. Kylie's mum Carol was entered into the Kylie Hall Of Fame.


yes, even sadder than the desperate 911 fans are Kylies. Not to stereotype them in any way but these homosexuals will hate the spate of attacks on them. The problem is WHERE, it doesnt seem as though http://www.kylie.co.uk has a messageboard so if anyone is bored, can they search for one, a big enough one.

RULE 1 - NO MENTION OF MOYLESWORLD
RULE 2 - DIFFERENT NAMES FROM HERE IE, USE OLD NEIGHBOURS CHARACTERS


LET BATTLE COMMENCE

[Charmaine]

Well I'm not taking part, I like kylie!

[Nablo.]

I'm sorry but I'm out of this war as well and I always fight for Moylesworld till the bitter end and I'm the loyal sort. This time I'm not going to so. I don't see what's so bad about their awards, they show good imagination to come up with them. You have to look at it with a sense humour and laugh at it.
In this case I'm going to leave them be, so count me out of this one. So the king of nonsensical posting will be sitting on the bench eating crisps for this war.

[Jonny Hoare]

KYLIE IS A NATIONAL INSTITUTION
and besides
it's kylie!!!!!

[Uglybob]

i thought you said you were away for 2 weeks

[Jonny Hoare]

i'm waiting for parts.....

and when the sanctum of kylie is diturbed the hoare is stirred- but still shaken

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

im with you mr uglybob i cant stand any kylie song ever. personally i think shes overrated in the looks department too. if it wasnt for her character being a relative of harold in neighbours then she'd have nothing going for her.

[Uglybob]

ahh but didnt Madge buck someone else before she got Harold meaning that Harold aint Charlenes father because i remember Madge and Harold marrying. i would never treat step laws as relatives, tho not talking about personal issues here as i have no step relatives, well hopefully not H anyway.

[kendra k]

i'm game, but seriously folks, this is the international community of lecherous old men and derranged teenage girls who support kylie. what match are we?

i'm still ill

[Morals]

<rant>

Noel Galagher is loser of the year? He relies on rolling around wearing next to nothing to shift records does he? (Not that I'm complaining - Kylie's fit after all).

All Kylie fans should be shot in the face.

</rant>

[Nablo.]

I don't think it the best compaign we have had, You don't have your key Moylesboard attackers in place, and that have agreed won't pull it off. So I think this will just be a total waste of time for all involved.

[Uglybob]

its great the way a bit of plastic surgery and someone to write your hits makes you so popular.

[Gordon_the_Cromag]

am i the only straight male that doesnt find her attractive?
i think she's mutton

[Nablo.]

I find nothing wrong with Klyie on both music and looks level. I do have a similar thing with wondering how every year J Lo seemes to come out as sexiest women in the world. I really don't understand it. That ugly mutter, who creates crap songs. Looks like she's been hit by a bus. When people say they like a curvey body excuse me love but I don't think they mean as curvy as you are you fat lump.

[Jonny Hoare]

FHM bird of the year will be australian this year. Holly V or Kylie........
I've got five on it....
Kylie looking good at 34- I said to my missus if she looks like that when shes 34 i'll be happy- Shame she doesn't look like it now at 21

[gem]

If someone is going to start a war or something feel free to mention the fact that Kylie should cut out the middle man and send her buttocks out on a tray.


Bitchy- yes.

Unnecessary- oh I think not.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

i dont get the j-lo or kylie thing either really. there are plenty nicer women. its all a record company conspiracy.

[PhatBwoy_Fat]

Kylie= purile piece of ex-con crap who should make her money on the streets from the ass that apparently sells records

Will Self= Heroin addict who somehow thinks he can gain credibility by shooting up on the PM's plane

[Lawrie]

bob wheres my mention on this..this WAS my idea! in the chatroom you read out the "kylie awards" so i suggested a war...and what do you know i get no mention
im going to cry.......

lol



Commander DRLOZBAKER, 34thToilet paper divison

[Uglybob]

i pasted the awards thing on the chatroom to say that she was my next target and then you mentioned a war.

[Nablo.]

At the moment there is no war and there is a less than perfect amount of backing as well to help it go any where.

[Jonny Hoare]

More chance of george w bush getting support for a war against texas.....


Jonny Pacifist Make Hay Not Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahrrr

[a_girl_from_mars]

I have Kylie fever!
I love her,I think she's great...and I'm not the biggest fan of pop.
She's incredibly pretty, she makes good songs and she's a nice person.

[kendra k]

right. i heard "can't get you out of my head" on the radio the other night, and all of my mates were not only shocked that i knew the song, but that i also could sing along to it. i hope against reason that kylie fever does not come stateside, that would just be bad.

[Uglybob]

seems it already has, a number 3 album and number 12 in the charts. the same country who made Jennifer Lopez album Number 1 and then 6 months later the remix album number 1.