chrismoyles.net
- Sun Mar 10, 2002 7:36 pm
#5896
Well hello my little trash addicts, I have returned from my fortnight long drugs bender. A line of asprin and nostril full of vicks sorted out my flu and i'm back to entertain my adoring but somewhat negatively fragranced fans.
Emma B. Lordy Lordy. How this woman secures a job at Radio 1 is bemusing...let alone a job in general. Lacking charisma, decent anecdoytes and the inability to begin a link without using the phrase 'Its me, Emma B' the girl shows the competence of someone in Stephen Byers civil management team. Even your favourite demigod Stevotrash powers have been weakened by Emma B's recent radio work, even more so then the Kryptonite cake cooked by my mother the other day.
Whilst mentioning my cheif parental guardian, tis Mothers Day today and hope you all saved up your trinklets and purchased a special gift for your mother. My mum was no exception as she recieved a big lovely wrapped box. She tore at the the senseless decoration only to be suprised when yours truely popped out of the box. What better gift to give my mum than the acknowledgement that she was the bearer and protector of the worlds greatest comedic performer.
Speaking of great comedic performers, the mighty Johnny Vegas has been prominant in the evil glint of the media as of late. Apparently attacking our favourite DJ, Vickey Marsde........Chris Moyles in the latest edition of Heat. The worst example of a posse DJ, spoilt brat and not funny were some of the verbal spears aimed towards the supposed saviour of radio 1. Now I like Vegas, take away the monkey and you'll see his true genius. However i beleive his comments were a trifle ambitious. Moyles 'posse' construction is an ironic attack at Dj's who have relied on radio posse's in the past such as Steve Wright and Chris Evans. As for 'not being funny', Moyles is not the wittiest scholar on the block but is a funny man and it appears quite a few million listeners agree with this statement. The 'can't be arsed style' format sometimes hides the true genius of the show whilst simultaneously exposing its weaknesses.
Final word on the matter- Vegas is a funny man but is clearly 'not clued in' to the content and and character of Moyles radio character.
Thats me done for the meanwhile i'm sure the praise will be heaped on me at a later date.
piow
Emma B. Lordy Lordy. How this woman secures a job at Radio 1 is bemusing...let alone a job in general. Lacking charisma, decent anecdoytes and the inability to begin a link without using the phrase 'Its me, Emma B' the girl shows the competence of someone in Stephen Byers civil management team. Even your favourite demigod Stevotrash powers have been weakened by Emma B's recent radio work, even more so then the Kryptonite cake cooked by my mother the other day.
Whilst mentioning my cheif parental guardian, tis Mothers Day today and hope you all saved up your trinklets and purchased a special gift for your mother. My mum was no exception as she recieved a big lovely wrapped box. She tore at the the senseless decoration only to be suprised when yours truely popped out of the box. What better gift to give my mum than the acknowledgement that she was the bearer and protector of the worlds greatest comedic performer.
Speaking of great comedic performers, the mighty Johnny Vegas has been prominant in the evil glint of the media as of late. Apparently attacking our favourite DJ, Vickey Marsde........Chris Moyles in the latest edition of Heat. The worst example of a posse DJ, spoilt brat and not funny were some of the verbal spears aimed towards the supposed saviour of radio 1. Now I like Vegas, take away the monkey and you'll see his true genius. However i beleive his comments were a trifle ambitious. Moyles 'posse' construction is an ironic attack at Dj's who have relied on radio posse's in the past such as Steve Wright and Chris Evans. As for 'not being funny', Moyles is not the wittiest scholar on the block but is a funny man and it appears quite a few million listeners agree with this statement. The 'can't be arsed style' format sometimes hides the true genius of the show whilst simultaneously exposing its weaknesses.
Final word on the matter- Vegas is a funny man but is clearly 'not clued in' to the content and and character of Moyles radio character.
Thats me done for the meanwhile i'm sure the praise will be heaped on me at a later date.
piow
