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Just For Fun - Uglybobs Untruths#62775

By Uglybob - Sun Mar 09, 2003 3:45 pm

- Sun Mar 09, 2003 3:45 pm #62775

Spot the Truth from the Fiction

1. Uglybobs favourite pastime is letting off silent but deadly farts in lifts.
2. Uglybob microwaved 6 sausages and blew up the microwave when he put them in for too long.
3. Uglybob has a relative in Australia called Madge.
4. Uglybob has never had the squits.
5. Uglybob has never been to England.
6. Uglybob has urinated on plants to see if they grow better with homemade fertilizer.
7. Uglybob would not take a shower without having his pants on after his appendix operation for fear the water might in some way harm the scar.
8. Uglybob has smacked a golf ball in the face of a cat.
9. Uglybob has got a hairy arse and regularly shaves it so the turds dont cling on to it.
10. Uglybob likes collecting those shiny pebbles you get in graves.
11. Uglybob had a hand in making Heather Mills slip on her arse on a chat show
12. Uglybob had to take a picture of his penis and post it to his mother after he lost a bet.

THERE YOU GO

6 ARE TRUE
6 ARE COMPLETELY FALSE

dave benson phillips

#62778

By Sidders - Sun Mar 09, 2003 3:51 pm

- Sun Mar 09, 2003 3:51 pm #62778

Well here's what I guess:
Untrue: 1,3,4,6,8,9
True: 2,5,7,10,11,12

#62782

By Chief Erf - Sun Mar 09, 2003 4:02 pm

- Sun Mar 09, 2003 4:02 pm #62782

True: 2,5,7,8,9,10
untrue:1,3,4,6,11,12

The Chief

#62786

By Uglybob - Sun Mar 09, 2003 4:06 pm

- Sun Mar 09, 2003 4:06 pm #62786

Untrue - 4 incorrect to Sidla

proof that i will live forever

dave benson phillips

#62805

By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog - Sun Mar 09, 2003 4:32 pm

- Sun Mar 09, 2003 4:32 pm #62805

true: 1,2,5,7,8,11
untrue: t'others...

Here's to those who bore us and made us what we are

#62814

By Uglybob - Sun Mar 09, 2003 5:05 pm

- Sun Mar 09, 2003 5:05 pm #62814

very good gaspode, only one incorrect

dave benson phillips

#62816

By Sam - Sun Mar 09, 2003 5:13 pm

- Sun Mar 09, 2003 5:13 pm #62816

true - 1,2,4,5,7,8?

99% of the people in this world are fools. The rest are in great danger of contagion

#62817

By Uglybob - Sun Mar 09, 2003 5:23 pm

- Sun Mar 09, 2003 5:23 pm #62817

2 wrong Sam

dave benson phillips

#62850

By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog - Sun Mar 09, 2003 8:39 pm

- Sun Mar 09, 2003 8:39 pm #62850

swap 8 for 12 then i say. it was worrying how many i got right first time...

Here's to those who bore us and made us what we are

#63213

By Uglybob - Mon Mar 10, 2003 6:09 pm

- Mon Mar 10, 2003 6:09 pm #63213

i will give the answers out on Wednesday at 7pm.

dave benson phillips

#63224

By Jonny Hoare - Mon Mar 10, 2003 6:39 pm

- Mon Mar 10, 2003 6:39 pm #63224

Everything you say is false- unless you've stole it from BBC Online

CTRL C
CTRL V

Da Legend....
Like the candyman, mention my name and I come a running

#63233

By Uglybob - Mon Mar 10, 2003 6:50 pm

- Mon Mar 10, 2003 6:50 pm #63233

well strangely, 6 of them are true Jonny

dave benson phillips

#65871

By Uglybob - Wed Mar 19, 2003 10:01 pm

- Wed Mar 19, 2003 10:01 pm #65871

the truths

2. Uglybob microwaved 6 sausages and blew up the microwave when he put them in for too long.
3. Uglybob has a relative in Australia called Madge.
5. Uglybob has never been to England.
7. Uglybob would not take a shower without having his pants on after his appendix operation for fear the water might in some way harm the scar.
8. Uglybob has smacked a golf ball in the face of a cat.
11. Uglybob had a hand in making Heather Mills slip on her arse on a chat show

dave benson phillips

#65887

By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog - Wed Mar 19, 2003 11:28 pm

- Wed Mar 19, 2003 11:28 pm #65887

damn i was so close first time...

Here's to those who bore us and made us what we are

#65956

By Sidders - Thu Mar 20, 2003 12:28 pm

- Thu Mar 20, 2003 12:28 pm #65956

Was the cat ok?

#65978

By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog - Thu Mar 20, 2003 12:37 pm

- Thu Mar 20, 2003 12:37 pm #65978

Uglybob wrote:7. Uglybob would not take a shower without having his pants on after his appendix operation for fear the water might in some way harm the scar.

where did they cut you for your "appendix" scar to be covered by your pants? or do you have really large pants?

Here's to those who bore us and made us what we are

#66003

By Adam - Thu Mar 20, 2003 12:52 pm

- Thu Mar 20, 2003 12:52 pm #66003

nah, its not the fear of water getting into the wound, apart from the fact there's water in your body anyway. the really reason was he didnt want the nurse to laugh at his small willy.

#66008

By Sidders - Thu Mar 20, 2003 12:59 pm

- Thu Mar 20, 2003 12:59 pm #66008

What was a nurse doing in uglybob's shower?

#66011

By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog - Thu Mar 20, 2003 1:00 pm

- Thu Mar 20, 2003 1:00 pm #66011

i dunno but most nurses are ugly anyway. when i had an operation they told me not to get the scar wet for a while anyway...

Here's to those who bore us and made us what we are

#66013

By Adam - Thu Mar 20, 2003 1:01 pm

- Thu Mar 20, 2003 1:01 pm #66013

question 7 doesnt state where he was taking a shower. i just thought maybe he was still in hosptial.

i got "chatting", shame i didnt pull her really, to a female nurse the other night, she told me some rather funny stories in fact