[Chris]

(from Ananova - i.e. it's true)

Woman hunted over sex attack on garage attendant

Canadian police are hunting a woman who forced oral sex on a 17-year-old petrol station attendant.

When the woman in her 40s went to pay at the Toronto garage she dropped her credit card on the floor under the counter.

As she kneeled to pick it up she started touching the attendant. She then told him she had a knife and performed oral sex on him.

Constable Steve Morrell told the Toronto Sun: "The victim felt it was important to comply with the suspect's demands because he thought she had a knife."

The 17-year-old victim finished work and went home before telling his mother. She called the police.

Officers are reviewing footage from security cameras at the garage.

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"The victim felt it was important to comply with the suspect's demands because he thought she had a knife."

Yeah ... right.

[Morals]

If only she'd used a gun, she could have threatened to blow him away!

[Jonny Hoare]

Might have been a munta, but heh us blokes can't turn down these rare opportunities?

Bout due for another- bloody teaching practice

[Morals]

It would be a great story to tell your mates down the pub...

[a_girl_from_mars]

Maybe too much information there Jonny

[Uglybob]

KAMPALA (Reuters) - A Ugandan woman bit off her husband's penis and testicles during a row, police have said.

The woman, Annet Minduru, 30, was in police custody in the capital Kampala and might be charged with causing grievous bodily harm, said the officer in charge of the station, Vigilius Okuni.

The independent Monitor newspaper said Minduru had bitten off John Ndekeezi's penis and testicles on Sunday night after her 45-year-old husband slapped her.

"Because I was so drunk she overpowered me and by the time my neighbour came to my rescue, she had bitten off both my testicles and the penis," Ndekeezi told the paper.

Minduru's account of events was not immediately available.

The attack came only days after a man died in central Uganda after his wife, angered by his inability to provide for her and his two children, cut off his testicles.

The cases come on the heels of a survey showing high levels of domestic violence against women in some parts of Uganda.

Last week Vice President Specioza Kazibwe told women legislators she had been forced to end her 23-year marriage because her husband had beaten her even after she was appointed to office. Her husband said he had beaten her only twice.


i like this one too

[Matt]

Geez that makes you cringe....

[Charmaine]

Ah well he shouldn't go slapping her then should he, serves him right

[Guest]

Fair point but slapping v's biting off his balls? Slightly extreme maybe? She must have strong teeth!

[Sam]

Me above again - Chris this is really pi$$ing me off. Is there anyway I can stop it?

[Guest]

i just wanna do this for a laugh.

i made a well funny pic of moyles and co. but am unsure how to post it.

please follow suit and post your drawing and .jpegs of moyles. i'm getting bored using sage accounts.

you could always do a tony hart style sort of thing.

(*Chris, this branches off that Moyles thing, I PM'ed you about. **Signed**)

Adam (Aged 10)

[Adam]

the above message has nothing to with this thread what so ever. i haven't a clue how it ended up in here.

sorry guys