chrismoyles.net
- Thu Mar 21, 2002 5:22 pm
#6764
TOP TEN AUCTIONS NOT TO BID ON E-BAY.
If you see these, resist the urge to bid on them.
10. Noah's Ark-Original, Slightly used but still in great shape. NO RESERVES!!!! Bid now....we will ship.
9. Location of Jimmy Hoffa! - Never released information concerning the whereabouts of Mr. Hoffa...Complete with diagrams and maps...satisfaction guarenteed.
8. ONE YEAR MEMBERSHIP- to Metallica's MP3 download site. Extremely rare...act now or miss out on the New Re-RE-re-(Re) Load (again) album....
7. XXX photos- Ultra Exclusive pictures of Marilyn Manson sucking his ....taken by Rose McGowen.
6. COMPUTER- Commodore 64 with 700 Mhz Pentium III processor and 64 Mb of RAM. Includes 20.0 Gig hard drive and internal CD-WR. V.90 Modem available.
5. Gross Souvenir- From McDonalds, the Fried Chicken Head. Includes Honey-Mustard Dipping sauce and original packaging....
4. Big Bag of S***- comes in many different styles. Made to order, guarenteed to arrive fresh.
3. The Holy Grail- Original, found in grandmother's closet. Slightly used, shipping extra. Only 5 remaining so bid now!
2. Unopened Original- Original copy of the US Constitution (Director's Cut) with never before seen amendments. Contains behind the scenes outtakes and exclusive interviews. The new amendments will blow you away...
1. Election Results- Exclusive tally sheets from election experts releasing the results of Florida's 184th hand recount. Results will surprise YOU!!!!
If you see these, resist the urge to bid on them.
10. Noah's Ark-Original, Slightly used but still in great shape. NO RESERVES!!!! Bid now....we will ship.
9. Location of Jimmy Hoffa! - Never released information concerning the whereabouts of Mr. Hoffa...Complete with diagrams and maps...satisfaction guarenteed.
8. ONE YEAR MEMBERSHIP- to Metallica's MP3 download site. Extremely rare...act now or miss out on the New Re-RE-re-(Re) Load (again) album....
7. XXX photos- Ultra Exclusive pictures of Marilyn Manson sucking his ....taken by Rose McGowen.
6. COMPUTER- Commodore 64 with 700 Mhz Pentium III processor and 64 Mb of RAM. Includes 20.0 Gig hard drive and internal CD-WR. V.90 Modem available.
5. Gross Souvenir- From McDonalds, the Fried Chicken Head. Includes Honey-Mustard Dipping sauce and original packaging....
4. Big Bag of S***- comes in many different styles. Made to order, guarenteed to arrive fresh.
3. The Holy Grail- Original, found in grandmother's closet. Slightly used, shipping extra. Only 5 remaining so bid now!
2. Unopened Original- Original copy of the US Constitution (Director's Cut) with never before seen amendments. Contains behind the scenes outtakes and exclusive interviews. The new amendments will blow you away...
1. Election Results- Exclusive tally sheets from election experts releasing the results of Florida's 184th hand recount. Results will surprise YOU!!!!
