[Nablo.]

I've just figured it out
Luvchild is a lapdancer at spearmint rhino

No its more like out bursts! Got to go my country needs me! xxcatxx

Now I think J_Ho's theory of her being a lap dancer is right, as it would explain why Luv Child goes early every day. Is that what our country needs her for? Sounds good to me.

[luvchild 2]

No i am not!!!!! Last night i had a concert. And before you make your twisted jokes it was a music concert and i was singing! Im not to well to day. I am not tellin you why i go quite quickly (go off the forum, also before your minds wonder), because i dont want to. I will tell you all in good time!!!!!! xxcatxx

[Eddie]

It's a Mystery...Personally I can't wait to find out

[luvchild 2]

Whos Lisa Rogers. I will probly get told off for sayin that! xxcatxx

[Eddie]

You wont get told off because she's not amazingly fanous, she's a TV presenter. She presented Top Of the Pops Plus among other things and she is currently presenting the Big breakfast...It's a photo I took of her at work...I just found it and thought it was funny!

[luvchild 2]

No tellin off this time!!!!!! Where do you work????? Guessing your a photographer! But where! xxcatxx

[Eddie]

No I'm not a photgrapher, I used to work at the Beeb. End of story - I've talked about it too much and its boring for me and everyone else. Goodnight

[luvchild 2]

Not hitting on you now but would you pm me, Just sound like a nice guy!!!
Seeing as this this post "it would be so nice" is all about pmin people1 xxcatxx

[Eddie]

If you want to PM me, do, but I can't be bothered to PM you at the moment - i'll reply sometime if you PM me. However, Most people on this board would try and make out I'm not a nice guy

[Jonny Hoare]

he's gay y'know

[Lawrie]

..and we all remeber her when she played a lap dancer in "lock stock..." tv series..nice!

[luvchild 2]

i'll pm you in a bit. why doesn't any body think you are a nice guy? you are not working for saiton are you? xxcatxx

[Eddie]

right, I'm not gay but whatever you want to think...I don't care...the fact remains, you are a bald twat that looks like a retarded bruce Willis!

[luvchild 2]

Me! Thats not very nice if it was! xxcatxx

[Eddie]

not you - Jonny Hoare - I don't know what you look like do I?!?!?

[wannabe_mrs_moyles]

there's nothing wrong with being a retard! hello, my name's poppy and i'm a retard.

[Lawrie]

Hi im johnny knoxville....actually im loz but im a hunkahunka of burning love..and i have a dodgy beard..and haircut

[luvchild 2]

Still not very nice but thanks for not sayin it to me! xxcatxx p.s this is to eddie by the way. Im sure you lot are not retards!

[luvchild 2]

Must dash! xxcatxx

[PhatBwoy_Fat]

Im sure you lot are not retards!

Don't mean to be the MW pedant, but what the * do you mean by retard? Definition please

[Jonny Hoare]

Retard=Phat Boy Pwat

[luvchild 2]

No my definition is what ever mrs. moyles ment! xxcatxx

[luvchild 2]

Jonny H, i like your avastar! I love zippy! xxcatxx

[PhatBwoy_Fat]

Retard=Phat Boy Pwat

pleased to see you put your wit to good use there cornish boy, i was extremely drunk at the time i wrote that, but it still had a legitimate point, ie when you use a throwaway remark like 'retard' what does one actually mean? Mentally handicapped, physically crippled etc... I'm about as far away from social liberalism aand political correctness as one can get, but the point remains - when you say retard, what the * do you mean

Just try and intellectualise your arguments a bit more

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

the gaspode book of words for dim people defines retarded as slow in physical development. i wonder if this can be specific to areas of the body cos maybe thats whats up with rik waller's head.......