[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

someone voted for me... wahey. also you really have no idea....

[kendra k]

i never had detention or suspension whilst in school. i knew how to manipulate the system/operate under the radar.

gaspode, do you really have a shady past? i should have expected you to. never trust a cpa.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

nah i was also a swotty loser. never done anything remotely law breaking in my life except smoke pot an you cant even get yer self arrested for that nowadays....

[timb]

i once got 400 lines for throwing a fruit pastil in across my tutor room

[Sidders]

I was always in trouble at school, but mainly because I had my head in the clouds.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

I was always in trouble at school, but mainly because I had my head up my arse.

so good of you to share. what about pornographic images on your website we could get you in trouble now ...

[Sam]

What, do you mean that picture of the two blonde girls in their underwear kissing? And there really is a picture there aswell, it's not me making it up.

(If that doesn't get people to your website Si nothing will!)

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

i didnt mean that actually i meant further images we could use to help simon break the law (or at least his unis rules).

[kendra k]

I was always in trouble at school, but mainly because I had my head in the clouds.

translation: i was always in trouble at school, because i had my head up my arse.

[Sidders]

What, do you mean that picture of the two blonde girls in their underwear kissing? And there really is a picture there aswell, it's not me making it up.

(If that doesn't get people to your website Si nothing will!)

Unfortunately I'm going to get rid of that when I get back on Monday. I'm sure it breaks some uni regulation somewhere.

i didnt mean that actually i meant further images we could use to help simon break the law (or at least his unis rules).

You hadn't better. Besides, none of the admin staff will be around until Monday when I'm going to be doing some clean-ups. I doubt any of them will be randomly checking anyway.

I was always in trouble at school, but mainly because I had my head in the clouds.

translation: i was always in trouble at school, because i had my head up my arse.

That might have been funny if Gaspode hadn't already done it.

[kendra k]

i'm not pretending to be original... i'm just saying... that comment just begged to be mocked.

[stealthcow2]

from first impressions id go with gaspode

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

yeah.... but do you think i'd break the law?

[stealthcow2]

anyone with an avatar that looks suspiciously like harry potter has to be a law breaker

[Adam]

well judgin by your friendly welcome in the other thread, i'd probably agree.

[Mcqueen_]

See how dodgy you are: The Dodgy Test

Im:
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Upstanding
How refreshing that there are still people around like you, who respect society and the law. Your Grandparents would be proud. You have a good knowledge of the law and a good public spirit, or you have rarely left the house… Either way - keep it up old fruit!

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes:

Years in prison: 65 Potential fine: £0

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[Nablo.]

Pretty much the same.

Upstanding
How refreshing that there are still people around like you, who respect society and the law. Your Grandparents would be proud. You have a good knowledge of the law and a good public spirit, or you have rarely left the house… Either way - keep it up old fruit!

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 5.5 Potential fine: £2000

[kendra k]

damn. i'm...Crooked
Ello, ello, ello… what 'ave we 'ere then…? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…)

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 60.5 Potential fine: £7000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

[Sidders]

The dodgy test! I've gotta do that! I'll probably be an archangel or something.

[Sidders]

In the clear
You can stand up straight and walk tall, no one's after you, unless they're trying to nick something from you! It's good to behave 100% correctly and to the letter of the law, though it's hardly life on the edge…

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 0.5 Potential fine: £5000

[kendra k]

how boring.

[MK Chris]

Risky
I know 'everyone's doing it', but that doesn't mean its legal. Ok - chances are slim that anyone is ever going to prosecute you, but it just takes one bit of bad luck. It may seem easier to take the quick, cheaper option, but they might just clamp down. Nah, you'll be fine… Well maybe not. Yeah its OK… Actually… Ooh. Aah.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 26.5 Potential fine: £7000

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

its too big for my screen. an so is the dodgy quiz.

[Chief Erf]

Risky
I know 'everyone's doing it', but that doesn't mean its legal. Ok - chances are slim that anyone is ever going to prosecute you, but it just takes one bit of bad luck. It may seem easier to take the quick, cheaper option, but they might just clamp down. Nah, you'll be fine… Well maybe not. Yeah its OK… Actually… Ooh. Aah.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 32 Potential fine: £2000

*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.

[Sam]

Years in prison: 0 Potential fine: £2000

No! I'm not that straight. How did that happen?