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Which of these is most offensive?

odious
2
7%
pillock
1
4%
wanker
7
26%
bastard
No votes
0%
speccy four eyed tosser
9
33%
twat
6
22%
bumble bee (i didnt understand this one at all)
2
7%
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By Mcqueen_
#72417
Wanking is masterbating, females masterbate so yes they do wank
By Lew
#72418
no offence but thats bollocks mcqueen
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By Mcqueen_
#72419
Ok maybe you really do need some sex education...
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#72420
who we gonna call? a whore in cornwall where would we find one of those? hmmmmm
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By stealthcow2
#72425
dont you dare call me a bumble bee!
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By kendra k
#72527
lewis, what the hell would you know about women masturbating, unless you are (as i suspect) a female. gaspode and mcqueen and everybody else have it right. you need to find a lady friend.
By Lew
#72675
jesus....i'm sorry i'm SO clearly wrong. its just that i associate the the word ''wanking'' to the male masturbating artistry.

i must have missed the biology lesson on female masturbation.....
By Lew
#72678
furthermore, this is the most bizarre, stupid and pointless discussion ever. and why the hell would i value advice/criticism from fat northerners and, err, whatever the hell kendrak is.
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By Morals
#72682
Whoa, calm down Lewis - you're turning into MiniMaximus again! ;)
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By Sidders
#72684
Calm down dear, it's just a discussion about masturbation. I'm really a very good wanker.
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By Morals
#72688
Woody Allen wrote:Masturbation is sex with someone I love.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#72765
Sidla. wrote:Calm down dear, it's just a discussion about masturbation. I'm really a very good wanker.


insert joke here involving topher.
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By MK Chris
#72811
Watch it dog.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#72846
insert joke here about me not wanting to watch sidla an topher.

its so much easier than actually thinking of stuff....
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By MK Chris
#72852
Yeah, that's how Sara Cox does it.
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By kendra k
#72942
gaspode, don't try to deny it. i've seen the proof. the triangle remains!

this could easily be a plug for sidla's board, but i can't be arsed.

leiws. don't be a tard. and simmer down. you know what i am, or so i should hope. you're not that much of a tard.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#73199
i dunno which proof you have seen but it isnt me in it. you may have confused it with rik wallers fitness video...
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By Jacqui
#73236
Topher wrote:How the bloody hell do you tell that?

Thing is, I was like the tallest in my class in year 8, then everyone overtook me, I was well pised off. Now I think I'm about just over average.


thats like me apart from now i am the short sh*t in the class!