[gregs]

After a couple of e-Mails to Vicky Marsden, i found out the following

1. Annie Knightingale will be on the air later this evening (Sat) but she doesnt know what time

2. On Demand Monday still going ahead.

3. All shows and music should be back to normal next week



gregs

[Everlast]

Me and me cousins were watching the spurs game and all 0f the sudden the Unioon jack flag was waved and memorium was on the screen. I said to me cousins "the Queen mum is dead" ansd then i went on teletext and found out it was true RIP Maaaaam

[N123134]

i have a feeling the royal family are playing a sneaky practical joke.
monday's april fools day, you dont reckon it's a massive practical joke to celebrate the queens lovely jubilees do you?


yeah, and blackadder better bloody not be cancelled tonight.

[Uglybob]

IT IS CANCELLED

[Uglybob]

Okay folks, here's how it's gonna be.

Saturday: The Queen Mother dies, the second most tragic event of this terrible Saturday (Ipswich losing at West Ham being the biggest catastrophe). Her death is not in vain, however; millions of BBC viewers were spared from Jim Davidson's Generation Game.

Sunday: Tributes continue to pour in for the Queen Mother. That Will Young bloke makes a public announcement, saying: "Yeah, she was a really nice old lady. I like old ladies, me. Oh, and my single Evergreen is in the shops now, and I think everybody should buy it out of respect for the Queen Mother." Nobody does.

Monday:BBC2's "I Love The Queen Mum" goes head-to-head in the ratings war with Channel 4's "Top Ten Queen Mothers", which featured our Queen Mum at every single position in the top 10. Stuart Maconie is double-booked; Johnny Vegas is forced to stand in for him on the BBC show.

Tuesday:With no official day of mourning having been declared, nobody returns to work after the Bank Holiday because they're "just too depressed". The entire country grinds to a halt as essential services are left without staff. Tony Blair is forced to summon an emergency meeting of atheists and anti-monarchists to keep Britain working.

Wednesday: The country remains broken. Essential services like food, petrol and electricity begin to run out, but nobody complains because "that's not what the Queen Mum would have wanted".

Thursday: Will Young releases a hastily-composed charity single for the Queen Mum: a cover of Gareth Gates' cover of "Unchained Melody". The public (i.e pre-pubescent girls) get confused and die.

Friday: Jenny Bond collapses with exhaustion after having been on our screens for 150 hours non-stop in her frumpy black outfit, saying things like "it's the children that are going to suffer" and "she was like a grandmother to us all".

Saturday: The entire population of Great Britain crowds into London to line the streets for the Queen Mum's funeral, thereby preventing any chance I have of catching the train back from Cambridge to Southampton via the Tube.
Still, the funeral goes ahead as planned. In an attempt to secure the Queen Mum's permanent god-like status, her coffin is blasted into the upper layers of the atmosphere, where it is detonated into a squillion pieces, so that "it's like she's everywhere in the world at the same time". The BBC end the day with a special royal edition of The Weakest Link, before closing with Anne Robinson's rendition of the national anthem against a Union Jack backdrop.

Sunday: Life goes on.

[tomwhite]

god bless America

[kendra k]

god bless America

tut tut.