[Barbedo Sauve]

Just for a moment put yourself in the mindstate of some tragic Northen nitwit with delusions of grandeur-you fill out the application form for that jumped up karoke fest that is 'Stars In Their Eyes' the audition bodes well and before you know it you're in front of the hot studio lights,the glaring lens,and an audience packed with nervous friends and relatives.The tension is so thick you could read a newspaper with it.The 7ft powerhouse that is Matthew Kelly stares down at you,you look back at him elegantly,slowly,respecting his awesome power.He asks you to tell a funny story about being a painter and decerator you tell him that you once spilt paint on yourself.The audience bursts into laughter-they are on your side,its now or never.Mr Kelly gives you his trademark query-your replie is strong 'tonight Matthew I'm going to be'......

[Uglybob]

the best looking one from the Proclaimers.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

if i cant do a duet with uglybob then i think i would be kym from hearsay.

[Diffusionuk]

My missus has just dyed my hair black so I think I'd have to go for Gary Numan