[Uglybob]

No doubt this will be nicked by the BBC and renamed slightly better but using as little of the licence fee payers money as possible, this is the place for you to state why your town should be crowned Moylesworlds Best Town In Britain 2003. I am the judge and you have to put forward the reasons why your town is great. Furthermore if you think your town is crap, you can get the coveted Worst Town in Britain accolade. So under starters orders go.

[a_girl_from_mars]

Nottingham because:
1. [b]([b]for the males) there's about 3 women to every man.
2.Boots started off here[/b][/b]3. We have loads of clubs. pubs and bars..and Subways
4. One of the best shopping citys
5. One of the best universities
6. Richard Bacon used to live here
7. Successful award-winning (yet in my opinion crap) radio station Trent FM
8.LOads of the messageboard memebers live in Nottingham .....erm...therefore must be good
9. New cinema and ice stadium
Even Radio1 wanted to come here!
10. Lots of alternative stuf for those who are...alternative
11. Not that far from the coast or London
12. Lots of nice new flats in city centre
13. We have central studios where Crossroads was filmed...need I say more.
14.erm...running out of things....there's a huge factory where loads and loads of cigs are stored so if your lucky you could break in.
15. OO we have Goose Fair-old tradition.

[a_girl_from_mars]

Oh I can't edit.

[Adam]

strictly speaking ms mars - 3:1 ratio isnt really that true.

i can't be arsed to explain.

[a_girl_from_mars]

Well..it usually always has been like that.

[Nablo.]

If that gets MW Best town I will here by kill myself......(Probably of laughter of how crap this place must be for that to win)

[a_girl_from_mars]

Huh?
Does that mean we need to make Nottingham win?

[Nablo.]

[a_girl_from_mars]

Well explain youself then because I can't understand what you mean? The girl/boy thing was just one of my points.

[Nablo.]

Blackpool......thats a lovely place it's got a tower and donkey rides. Oh and candy floss.

[Sidders]

I nominate Market Bosworth for the best town. Here are my reasons:

1. It's quite possibly one of the smallest towns in the country, and is distinguished from a village by the fact that it has a market on Wednesdays.
2. We won Britain in Bloom in 1988 and we were European runners up for the prestigeous 'Best kept town' award in 1989.
3. Possibly one of the most significant battles in English history took place near Market Bosworth in 1485. How many towns can say that?
4. It's in the heart of the country and is easily accessible from anywhere.
5. It has a large country park.
6. It has a steam railway line.
7. It has a great water sports centre, which Sam visits occasionally.
8. We have tremendous local amenities such as a chip shop, a chinese take-away, a co-op, a newsagents and a post office as well as plenty of souvenir shops.
9. We have 4 great pubs and the land-lords are all really friendly.
10. We have a 3-star hotel.
11. We have 3 schools, a primary school a secondary school and a grammer school.
12. The house prices are high which isn't really a good think.
13. Sam likes it.
14. New this year, The Market Bosworth Festival featuring the legendary Lindesfarne who had a hit with 'Fog on the Tyne' featuring Gazza.
15. We're only a few miles away from Twycross Zoo.

So there you have it. A nice little portfolio me thinks.

[a_girl_from_mars]

Oo I want to add to mine we have Robin Hood and a fake castle.

[Sidders]

Yeah, I visited Nottingham the other week and there was loads of Robin Hood crap around.

[Sam]

I also would like to nominate Market Bosworth (lets just leave Wolverhampton alone shall we?), a couple of extra reasons to add to Sidla's

It's pretty
Some scary and yet mysterious and therefore quite sexy motorbike man lives there or near there, who I kept seeing everywhere I went last time was there. At one point I was convinced he was coming straight for me on my little bicycle and was gonna run me over, but I think I might have an overactive imagination. That doesn't help the cause much does it?
Its right next to a couple of villages called Sheepy Magna and Sheepy Parva, which in my little world I find hysterical. To access these from Appleby (or some kind of name involving Apple, I forget), travel down Sheepy Road!

[Sidders]

Funny I don't really find that particularly funny, but I wouldn't would I? My mum was raised at Barton-in-the-Beans.

Some scary and yet mysterious and therefore quite sexy motorbike man lives there or near there, who I kept seeing everywhere I went last time was there. At one point I was convinced he was coming straight for me on my little bicycle and was gonna run me over, but I think I might have an overactive imagination. That doesn't help the cause much does it?

I probably know him, let me know what he looks like and I could tell you his name.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

i dont live in a town but if i have to nominate one bolton for most freaks.

[Bridgie]

sorry but topher has to win anyway. MK is by far the best. huge shopping center, snowdome, cool cinema, good bars. and all right next to each other.

[Sam]

I probably know him, let me know what he looks like and I could tell you his name.

I dunno what he looks like, he was in leathers with a helmet on everytime I saw him. He must think I'm a mad stalker or something cos he was everywhere I went.

[Sidders]

The only person I can think of who rides a motorbike in Bos is Besty, and believe me, you don't really want to know him.

[Uglybob]

sorry noone has appealed to me yet.

[Sidders]

Ok, hows about Sheffield then. The night life is great, it's full of Students, you can buy food any time of the day or night if you go to the right place and it's the 3rd largest city in England.