[M+L Fan]

OK, I got on the bus to Long Eaton today, as you do. It was rammed, so I had to take the last remaining seat which happened to be sitting next to this fit girl. As the bus got to a popular stop, the bus mostly emptied, apart from me, the fit girl and a few other people...so my dilemma is:
1. Should I stay in my seat and risk looking like a pervo sitting next to this nice girl? or
2. Move to a vacant seat and look like I'm being rude by moving as soon as I can ?

[Uglybob]

milk it, youd be a fool not to
sit beside the fit bird

[DJPhil]

sit by the fit girl. Whats the worst that could happen?if she then chooses to move seats then you have lost nothin cos u didn't even have to get out of you're seat

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

this is a proper dilemma that happens to me all the time on the train. i say sit it out unless a seat opposite (with a better view) becomes available.

[Everlast]

You sit near the girl M+L Fan, i have a similar but amusing story, one of my friends was on top of one of the London style double decker buses when all of the sudden a group of 6 fit girls came and sat next to him, after throwing condoms in his direction my friend was too embaressed to get off the bus or to even turn around and ended up getting off at the last stop and walking 4 miles home.

Anyone got any amusing bus stories

[Gordon_the_Cromag]

i have a kinda wierd pervy old man story:

i was on a bus and no1 eles was on exept me and this old bloke got on and sat next to me when every other seat was vacant,i was only bout 12 at the time.

[Charmaine]

On a bus last week some weird bloke opposite me kept staring at me and he looked soooooo like Jonny Hoare!

[Jonny Hoare]

I don't use public transport, the corsa is back.....
However as i always say M+l fan

"you can't win a raffle if you don't buy a ticket"
Strike up a convo- if she continues who knows what could devlop....

[a_girl_from_mars]

Ha it probably was.

M+L fan,why were you going to Long Eaton, I didn't think anything was there?

[Jonny Hoare]

Long eaton, that's like fighting territory for nottingham and derby innit?

[a_girl_from_mars]

I don't know,lived here all my life but don't know if I've been to Long Eaton. Is it the RAF base?

[Lawrie]

before i start..no i havent!......yet..but no!


where i stand at headingley rugby ground to watch leeds rhinos there is a massive group of people were all mates..theres mums and dads and kids and theres a woman, 23 i think and each match she flirts with me and thinks its funny to hit me in my....yep and stand as close as possible to me as possible in the match..now im sooo glad i dont get excited in one area!!!..shes not a "yours mate" but is worth a dabble or two

[Everlast]

"one up the bum, No harm done"