[Uglybob]

presented by Greg Evigan on ITV2



# as plausible as your thinking, its not a name of an itv2 show.

[kendra k]

ughh... watch mem puke.

[ASG]

Yes, tasteful. More of a channel four thing though isn't it? Oh well, maybe ITV isn't as high brow as it would like to be!

[Uglybob]

bet that pic gets stolen by heat for next wednesday.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

you still would bob.

[Sam]

It's already in this weeks heat bob, your falling behind.

[Uglybob]

balls

[Uglybob]

and no i wouldnt, ive never liked her.

[Sidders]

And here was I thinking this was going to be another one of those infernal Martin Bashir documentaries.

[Adam]

i can see some abs there.

abs on a women - esp janet jackson - turn off. agree?

[Gigglyboots]

Too much abs is naasty, you need that toned look. The I'm fit but not a man sort of thing, right? I might have lost you all.

[Uglybob]

i can see some abs there.

abs on a women - esp janet jackson - turn off. agree?

that is not abs. hes a male singer

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

is janet jackson a woman?

[kendra k]

i can't really tell anymore... i thought bob would do anything with a hole.

[Uglybob]

no i wouldnt * a polo mint

[Nablo.]

What about a campino?:

[Uglybob]

there no hole in a campino


ahh, trying to catch me out there.

[Nablo.]

What about a donut?

[Uglybob]

nah the sugar would be too painful.

[MK Chris]

It'd be like sex on the beach.

[Bridgie]

...or wanking with sand paper on your hand

[Uglybob]

how would sticking your penis in a donut be like having sex on a beach?

[MK Chris]

nah the sugar would be too painful.

that's how.

[Uglybob]

didnt know beaches were made with sugar.

[MK Chris]

Don't be silly now... Grains of sand are like sugar granules in texture. Never mind, Bridgie's analogy was better.