[Morals]

David Beckham decides to go horse riding:

Although he has had no previous experience he skillfully mounts the horse
and appears in complete command of the situation as the horse gallops along
at a steady pace. Victoria admiringly watching her husband.
After a short time David becomes a little casual and he begins to lose his
grip in the saddle, he panics and grabs the horse around the neck shouting
for it to stop. Victoria starts to scream and shout for someone to help
her
husband as David has by this time slipped completely out of the saddle and
is only saved from hitting the ground by the fact that he still has a grip
on the horses neck.
David decides that his best chance is to leap away from the horse, but his
foot has become entangled in one of the stirrups. As the horse gallops
along
David''s head is banging on the ground and he is slipping into
unconsciousness. Victoria is now frantic and screams and screams for
help!!!!
Hearing her screams, the Tesco''s Security Guard comes out of the store and
unplugs the horse.

[Ickle Angel]

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

you know morals it must cheer you up to know that she likes you enough to laugh at that crap.

[Uglybob]

they said love was blind

now i think its humour is blind too

maybe good charlotte were right.

[This Bitch Bites]

mildly funny

[Jonny Hoare]

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I'm Red Rum, Niegh

[Morals]

you know morals it must cheer you up to know that she likes you enough to laugh at that crap.

Damn right!

[Ickle Angel]

I would have actually liked the joke whoever would have told it. Just because Morals told it makes no difference.