[kendra k]

bob, sidla, the rest of you lot, this show is for you! sign up now!

channel 4's lap dance island!

[Sidders]

I was thinking how easy that looked the other day.

[Uglybob]

1. What is it about a tropical island inhabited by lap dancers that appeals to you most?

COME ON, JUST READ THE QUESTION, YOU DONT NEED TO ANSWER.

2. Do you have any prior experience or qualifications in dealing with high levels of lap dancing?

CAN U GET AN A LEVEL IN LAP DANCING

. The girls are always there: you make breakfast - lapdancers. You brush your teeth - lapdancers. You try and sleep - lapdancers. Can you handle that?

WHAT EXACTLY AM I HANDLING AT THE TIME THO

4. Your sexual urges are likely to increase dramatically throughout the show. Give us one example of how you might take this matter in hand.

I THINK THE LAST TWO WORDS SIGNIFY SOMETHING

5. In no more than five words tell us why you should be picked for Lapdance Island?

TOTTY MUNGUS

THERE YA GO

[kendra k]

so you've applied then?

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

1. What is it about a tropical island inhabited by lap dancers that appeals to you most?

the coconuts

2. Do you have any prior experience or qualifications in dealing with high levels of lap dancing?

i saw striptease

3. The girls are always there: you make breakfast - lapdancers. You brush your teeth - lapdancers. You try and sleep - lapdancers. Can you handle that?

where are they when i try an brush my teeth? in my mouth? otherwise they arent gonna affect me

4. Your sexual urges are likely to increase dramatically throughout the show. Give us one example of how you might take this matter in hand.

im not sure its possible that the can increase but it may prove handy for hanging my washing from

5. In no more than five words tell us why you should be picked for Lapdance Island?

my lap is huge

[Morals]

1. What is it about a tropical island inhabited by lap dancers that appeals to you most?

Lapdancers. Oh, and the pure, clean air. Oh, and lapdancers.

2. Do you have any prior experience or qualifications in dealing with high levels of lap dancing?

I spent some time dancing in lapland. Does that count?

. The girls are always there: you make breakfast - lapdancers. You brush your teeth - lapdancers. You try and sleep - lapdancers. Can you handle that?

I think so. Let's turn that around though, I'm going to be there all the time. They lapdance, I'm taking a dump. They lapdance, I'm flossing. They lapdance, I'm picking the toe-jam from between my toes, sniffing it and eating it. Can THEY handle THAT?

4. Your sexual urges are likely to increase dramatically throughout the show. Give us one example of how you might take this matter in hand.

I'd go for a swim, and a wank.

5. In no more than five words tell us why you should be picked for Lapdance Island?

Lapdancers. Sea . Lapdancers. Sun. Lapdancers.

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[Uglybob]

does watching showgirls with german dubbed voices count as qualifications.

[Scottie]

Sorry to disappoint you

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2003381879,00.html

[Spoon]

Sorry to disappoint you

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2003381879,00.html

With the response they've had, they may reconsider and make the show for real anyway!!!

(Hope springs eternal)

[Aaron]

did anyone register for lap dance island?

[Nablo.]

Oh well would of been a laugh if they had done it. The advert looked good anyway

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

damn does that mean my application will be rejected? i wanted to be one of the lapdancers... [alan partridge]"would you like me to lapdance for you?"[/alan partridge]

[matt2k3]

like moyles said if a women lapdancing is a windup - i want to be wound up!

[Aaron]

ther still advertising it even though nearly everyone knows it a for a hidden camera show

[matt2k3]

well only dumbass' would sign up now.....have you aaron?

[Aaron]

ha ha ha..................yes. No i aint really

[matt2k3]

actually i would apply...just to get a free dance lol

[Aaron]

will they still audition the dumbasses now that everyone knows its a fake?

[matt2k3]

dunno

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

i dont get why its a joke i mean they already did temptation island for real an they were shagging each other.

[matt2k3]

i never did like temptation island..just go to the freeviews

[Aaron]

i was looking forward to watching the lap dancers strut there stuff

[Nablo.]

Was Temptation Island the one Moyles used to do the voice over for?

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

nah. there was some very tasty women in it though well worth a watch. sadly i dont think there will be another series...

[matt2k3]

the only program i've heard moyles do a voice-over for was a celebrity behaving badly show on sky one.