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spam by eminem#98064

By 4realaa - Sat May 05, 2001 11:00 am

- Sat May 05, 2001 11:00 am #98064

Postwoman (Chorus): Please write out the proper postcode And stamp it at the top Remember use sufficient postage Or your letter might stop And if you write your own address Then we will return your mail If it's damaged Then that's just too bad Then that's just too badLetter Writer: Dear central postal office I write to complain about this I wrote three letters last autumn My friend never got 'em They all got sent back I'm really grateful for you doing that But what's the mat'? I stamped, and addressed them So why return 'em postman Pat? I even sent 'em on priority mail Why'd it fail? They ought to lock you creeps up In some kinda jail But was wrong with my last three letters? I wrote on them clearly in nice big block letters Hope this situation betters Anyway, soon some day If you'd try to reply That'd be fly, tell me whyChorusLetter Writer: Dear Mr "The writing is too faint" You even sent back my ****ing letter of complaint What is wrong with you all? Can't you read? Is a giant pair of glasses what you need? I know you can read my handwriting, You know what my address is So what the **** is wrong, Are you taking the **** ? I hope your incompetence makes you weep And you can't sleep I hope the guilt is deep And you feel cheap We'll gotta go, I'm gonna jump into the middle of a road Oh ****, I forgot to write the proper postcodeChorusPostman: Dear Sir, we'd write you sooner but we've been busy It's the time of year when people write you see We're really sorry that we sent your letters back There was this spotty kid, of whom we're rid He was called Zach He thought the small address was where you sent it And the big one from where it came Anyway, it's sorted now We hope it's all the same Problems at the post office Can cause a lot of pain There was this one guy Who killed himself 'cause of Zach That idiot kept sending all his letters back Can remember what his name was But he was out of tack Couldn't imagine who would do Something like that.