[Guest]

As you can c I have invented the moylesworld rankings. Currently no3. With Stix at 2, and Tom at 1. However after those 3 is becomes a little congested . This is a question to the legend that is Chris Harris to see werer everyone is - methinks the number 4 is winker, followed by Kate and Stevotrash<P>Would I be right Mr Harris?

[Tom_Murphy]

the trash is definitley up there. uglybob's pretty strong, and the_dr was on fire up till recently where he's fallen away.

[winker]

Ya,4th's ok but that bronze, then silver, then da da da darrrrrrr GOLD. It will be mine, oh yes it will be mine.(Probably)<P>Arse.

[Guest]

Youve got along way to go winker!  Good luck!

[Tom_Murphy]

go for it - i need the competition!<P>*sigh* it's tough at the top...........

[stevotrash]

what's the criteria for the rankings and who the hell put slaphead hoare in charge of the rating system. Forgeting to mention legends such as UglyBob and 4 real as well as making dubious claims to the number three spot is laughable. Coincidently, this is the first time jon has made me laugh.

[stevotrash]

vote Tarragon Mole or ficticious ferret<p>[This message has been edited by Stevotrash (edited 10 May 2001).]

[Guest]

Any Rating given out by the Hoarester- are totally unoffical, until the Webmaster gives the latest scores on the doors!

[Chris]

1. Tom Murphy (583)<br>2. Stickyspanner (502)<br>3. Jonny Hoare (434)<br>4. Uglybob (248)<br>5. Kate (231)<br>6. Roddy (221)<br>7. Lara (219)<P>Everyone else is below 200. <P>No mad posting-for-the-sake-of-it or I'll reset your counters.<br>

[Stickyspanner]

And he`s talking to you Tom.<P>And he was thinking of you Hoare.<P>

[Gordon_the_Cromag]

wot happend 2 Roddy? he hasnt been 4 agiz,he used 2b absolutly miles ahead of every1 eles.

[Uglybob]

he listened to me when i told him to go away, the moyles rankings are a silly attempt to brag, altho it might also go to show which ppl dont have  a life (me included)

[winker]

I maybe be behind (ooer missus) on postings, but it's the wards thot cownt innit?<P>Arseburgers.

[Guest]

Me- exacting a post race- no- I am going on major vacation from the land of moyles soon- so i expect my ranking to drop as low as those people!<P>I am quite happy to reach no 3.

[Tom_Murphy]

he can reset our counters? <P>i am also going away soon. at the end of next month (the day after my last A-level exam) i am going travelling in asia and won't be back for at least two months (if my results are bad i'm not coming back). i am confident however, that i will still be no.1 upon my return.

[Guest]

Noooo!  Don't leave us!

[Stickyspanner]

Tom<P>No chance mate!<P>i`ll have overtaken u easy!!

[Tom_Murphy]

ok then!<P>that's it, i've made up my mind. i'm gonna post Chris Harris style from internet cafes around the globe, and boast unashamedly about where i am. hahahahahaha you'll never cath me spanner!

[Mom_Turphy]

Thomas what have I told you!<br>Leave it alone and come and have your tea.

[Stickyspanner]

Listen to your mother Thomas<P>oO(Johnny must be bored)<P>Bring it on Tom - u can be the MW roving reporter.  :)

[Tom_Murphy]

i will conduct a study of moyles' global popularity.<P>i also pledge to spread the phrase "donkey magic" to third world children in thailand and malaysia.

[Stickyspanner]

I think u can spare us the stories of children in Thailand and Maylaysia m8.

[Tom_Murphy]

why have kids when there are plenty of good chick-boys on offer? honestly spanner you need to sort your priorities.