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By Guest
#9729
It is rumoured that, yesterday the Jackass star Johnny Knoxville died while doing one of the infamous stunts for his TV programme.

The star was rumoured to have been doing a parachute jump while eating beans on his way down. Unfortunately his parachute did not open and Johnny fell to his death.

(Source: MTV website)

If this is true, then R.I.P Johnny - you will be sadly missed ! ! !

If not, then this is one of the sickest jokes ever told ! ! !

A very sad Fellow Moyles Fan (not signed in - apparentely)
By Guest
#9732
P.S. If you wanted to know:

Johnny Knoxville born: P Clapp.

Fellow Moyles Fan
By Everlast
#9734
Oh Shit
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By TJD
#9735
i would have seen it on the news by now
By Everlast
#9738
Tried MTV and MTV uk but seen nothing
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By Adam
#9743
Source: absolutjackass.com

I'm sure a lot of you have heard the rumors or seen that lame page that was made up claiming Johnny Knoxville is dead. Well, I'm hear to tell you guys it's not true. Johnny is alive and well, still getting some last minute filming in for Jackass: The Movie.

etonline.com

JOHNNY KNOXVILLE LIVES!
May 1, 2002 | Despite rampant rumors to the contrary, "Jackass" star JOHNNY KNOXVILLE was not killed in a freak accident Tuesday afternoon. A fake news article circulated around the Web -- and alleged to come from MTV.com -- reported that Knoxville died while being filmed parachuting from a bi-plane. The bogus report claimed that he was "eating a catering-sized tub of Heinz baked beans, when his parachute failed to open. Tragically the back-up chute also failed, and Knoxville plummeted to his death." ET confirmed with Johnny's personal spokesperson, MELISSA KATES, and the producers of 'Jackass: The Movie' that the daredevil actor is very much alive and well. Knoxville, whose film career is heating up with roles in 'Men in Black II' and the film version of his hit MTV show, has a film opening this Friday, 'Deuces Wild.' Coincidence?

:roll:
Last edited by Adam on Thu May 02, 2002 3:29 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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By Adam
#9749
u goon. i'm sure if had died, then u wouldn't of lost sleep over it. there is loads of them at jackass. so it would of carried on.

never mind. u got me going for a second there.

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By eddienotloggedin
#9754
Fellow Moyles Fan, why do you insist on ending every sentence with ! ! !Ever heard of simple full stops?

Just an observational criticism
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By a_girl_from_mars
#9767
Adam your lack of subtlety is amazing.
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By Eddie
#9769
Can I just say that was not me who posted the message under the name of eddienotlogged in. I would hazzard a guess that it was mr Hoare but he would not have been able to stop himself posting more messages!

[Edit] Whoever did post it however must be less intelectually challenged than Jonny because the annoymous poster made the post on a computer at Trinity College Oxford! [Edit]
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By Jonny Hoare
#9809
You can't keep us down can ya man......
I have little more to do in my life than besmirch your name.
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By Sidders
#9812
if he had have died, it would serve him right for doing such insane stunts.
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By Stephen.
#9825
Does it really matter if I end my sentences with ! ! ! (+ I was waiting 4 sum1 to pick up on that) + Sidla - that's a bit of a harsh thing to say, he's living out his life to the full, more than what most of us are doing at the moment.

Notice FULLSTOP :D
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By Adam
#9826
Fellow Moyles Fan wrote:Does it really matter if I end my sentences with ! ! ! (+ I was waiting 4 sum1 to pick up on that) + Sidla - that's a bit of a harsh thing to say, he's living out his life to the full, more than what most of us are doing at the moment.

Notice FULLSTOP
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Sure there have been many injuries and deaths in boxing... but none of them serious ! ! !



hahaha!!!
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By Sidders
#9827
Fellow Moyles Fan wrote:Sidla - that's a bit of a harsh thing to say, he's living out his life to the full, more than what most of us are doing at the moment.


What by swimming in raw sewage, looping the loop on a skate board and wrestling with grizzly bears?

I think I'm happy with my mundane lifestyle thanks.
Last edited by Sidders on Sun May 05, 2002 12:20 pm, edited 1 time in total.
By Everlast
#9860
Sidla, im surprised you havent been hurt cracking one off in front of livestock
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By Stephen.
#9868
Adam - What were you laughing at a few posts back? Was it at me? At Sidla? At the argument in general? Or just simply the fact that I highlighted the fullstop at the end of my sentence?

Admitedley though, some people on this site do get worked up over nothing really!
By Benjoo
#9874
Sidla, just wondering who the person was in your pic
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By Matt
#9876
Benjo wrote:Sidla, just wondering who the person was in your pic


He looks like someone who was on my course when I was at college.

He was a dick BTW.

Matt
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By Sidders
#9882
It's me! Who else could it be. I'm an official munter according to the moyles team.

Thanks Matt. Don't think it's me, I've never been to college.

Everlast wrote:Sidla, im surprised you havent been hurt cracking one off in front of livestock


What the hell is that supposed to mean?
By Everlast
#9893
Sidla did you ever see Fantasy football? You look like Statto


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Statto! Statto! Statto! Statto! Statto! Statto! Statto! Statto! Statto! Statto! Statto! Statto!
Statto! Statto! Statto! Statto! Statto! Statto! Statto! Statto! Statto! Statto! Statto! Statto!
Statto! Statto! Statto! Statto! Statto! Statto! Statto! Statto! Statto! Statto! Statto! Statto!
By Guest
#9894
Everlast wrote:Sidla did you ever see Fantasy football? You look like Statto

No I didn't.
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By Sidders
#9895
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Forgot to log on, sorry.