[Monkey_Boy]

What qualifications/grades do people here have.(without digressing into swimming badges etc. in the vain attempt to be amusing)<P>-Below Here Is A Little About Myself<P>"To get into Pugwall, I auditioned as I heard about it from a friend and then my agent organised auditions for the show." <P>"Filming Pugwall was an experience I will never forget. It changed my views on many things. I learnt alot about TV Industry." <P>Favourite Actors: Mel Gibson, Steve Martin, Julia Roberts, Kurt Russell, Micheal J. Fox, Judd Nelson, Chevy Chase. <P>Favourite Movies: Back to the Future, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, Lethal Weapon 2, Overboard, Evil Dead 2, The Breakfast Club. <P>ps- I do realise the the irony in telling others about vain attempts to be amusing  :)<br>

[Guest]

Ok:<P>GCSE: 6A*s, 5As<P>A-Level: 3As (History, Politics, Economics) + 1 B (English Lit.)<P>Doing a degree in History Politics at Trinity College, Oxford Uni.<P> <IMG SRC="http://chrismoyles.net/ubb/cool.gif"><br>

[Guest]

Ok:<P>GCSE: 6A*s, 5As<P>A-Level: 3As (History, Politics, Economics) + 1 B (English Lit.)<P>Doing a degree in History & Politics at Trinity College, Oxford Uni.<P> <IMG SRC="http://chrismoyles.net/ubb/cool.gif"><br>

[Stickyspanner]

oO(and he was that posh he sat all his courses twice)

[Guest]

Went to a comprehensive actually<P> <IMG SRC="http://chrismoyles.net/ubb/tongue.gif">

[Tom_Murphy]

MonkeyBoy would appear to be ex-Pugwall star Jason Torrens, currently star of ozzie punk band "Bugdust".<P><br>Well it would appear we have an oxford undergraduate here. tea in the park? oxford and cambridge row row row your boats ra ra ra.<P>anyway, i have some GCSEs, an A-level in maths and nearly A-levels in physics and chemistry (in the middle of my final exams now).

[Stickyspanner]

God I feel old now - its been like almost 10 years since i sat exams!!

[stevotrash]

ra ra ra we're off to smash the oiks<P>I have a honoury doctrine from the the Tom O Connor school of puzzlement.<P>keep your wits about you

[Monkey_Boy_Chimp_Mother]

Damn - I thought i'd use this thread to allow others & myself to polish their egos. Fat Bouy wins straight away.<br>Spoil the fun why don't you<P>Who wins? >: Murdoch (sp?), Hannibal, Mr T, or the Face (if you're gay).<P>Am I asking to many questions in posts?<br>If so why?<br>

[4realllla]

I drop out of school at tha age of 13 to be a fishermans freind.

[Guest]

Has to be Murdoch!!  Murdoch!!  Murdoch!!<br>'Crazy fool'<P>Face was always boring wasn't he?<P>Thundercats - Mummra or the main Thundercat guy? (Tiger, Tiger, Hoooooooo..) Tiger-O wasn't it? I always preferred Mummra..<P>By the way, if anyone wants to pop down to the river Cherwell on Saturday of 5th week, for the climax of the Summer Eights rowing contest (Yah Trinity!!) there'll be free Pimms and lemonade to cheer our delightful rowers on!! But who'll win Blades??

[Guest]

Who's up for some cow-tipping in the Christ Church meadows?

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

tipping?? is that what u call it now? No cows left round here all been burnt.

[wannabe_mrs_moyles]

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[Guest]

How about about some croquet on the lawns?

[Guess]

Oh no, that wasn't supposed to happen.

[Guest]

Come on!! Us at Trinity have got firm balls and big, sturdy mallets!!  Lets play!!  <IMG SRC="http://chrismoyles.net/ubb/wink.gif">

[Tom_Murphy]

bugger off toff boy.......

[Guest]

Tom, seriously, I went to Hamble comprehensive, just outside Southampton, I'm not posh.  Don't be prejudiced just 'cause I'm at Oxford - people might be prejudiced against you in a few months time because you'll be at uni.  Don't take what I say seriously - I'm not a tw@ like the M&L fan - Its just fun playing up to the Brideshead image people have of us.<P>  :)  :)

[Guest]

Hello wot wot,<P>Why go to a place which is more than a back slapping establishment. Why not turn Oxford Uni into a establishment  akin to that of worldwide recognition at Marjons. Has your university got a Stevotrash? Has it got the biggest alcohol consumption rate per student in the country. Does my Girlfriend go to your university. No I think not.<P>The top of the cream is rather scabby.<P>Jonny Hoare Clotted Cream Correspondent<br>Next caller please............<br>Still training for Lycos Talk Radio.

[Guest]

I say- shall we go to Henley, Grandmama has made us some pimms and some smoked salmon and cucumber snadwiches.<P>If there's a stigma attached, and you don't like why not go to a less established one.<P>

[Guest]

I don't mean it - though. Like the historian AJP Taylor - I would love to have been accepted by Oxford - so I could reject them.<P>Post 500- Gold Card on its way<P>Who's on line 1?<br>No-one there not as good as Moylesworld.

[Tom_Murphy]

I have a feeling our Oxford Buddy is (mis)using a sense of irony - in which case he is accepted into our ranks. In the name of Moyles and the MoylesWorld family, I think it's time the fragile Oxford infrastructure was smashed from within. <P>You can start by washing the rowing winners off the trinity college walls, and pulling some handbrake turns on those lawns.....

[Guest]

I feel like Mrs Moyles..so this is the abuse she has to suffer as well..better get on my suit & gown, its guest dinner tonight - a five-course dinner served to us by our servants (sorry, employees!..slip of the tongue).  My chums Arkady & Beatrice say hi.

[Guest]

Jonny - the top of the cream may be very scabby (athough how would you know, you just base your preconceptions on what you see off tv programmes ike Brideshead Revisited) but the top of the cream ends up being the most wealthy, successful and powerful in the country.  Just bear that in mind, as I'll probably be your boss in a few years time.<br> <br>