[Cornish_Tw*t]

Get down to Trago Mills today we've got 'deals a plenty' on stuff we're literally desperate to get rid of....<br>100 percent cotton uni sex condomns just 39 pence!<br>Goat flavoured grisps 'they're chewy not chalky'! A bargin at 9 pence per lb<br>Also hundreds of easi-clean plastic saucepans, Tommy Hill 'Finger' hats and some signed pictures of Rajesh Merchandani all for under five pounds! <br>Plus here at Trago Mills each one of our semi-qualified members of staff is also a reformed convict so you can be sure you're putting something back into the communitie.<br>Trago Mills miss it and choke on a bone!

[Guest]

Big Shop......lifters paradise<P><br>Come to Trago Mills (YOU WILL COME TO TRAGO)<br>This lovely pair of couduroy slacks only £9.99 (WE PROSECUTE ALL SHOPLIFTERS)Plant pots 2 dozen for £1 (WE DON't take Credit cards) Pensioners ten to the dozen, and screaming kids and Saltash trash queueing in the check outs<P>As you can see I love trago.....<P>It's the shop of satan<P>Great United Kingdom reference<P>Jonny Hoare, Cornish Love In, Moylesworld<br>

[Katy]

is the trago mills in Falmouth the only one in the UK?

[Guest]

What is Trago Mills??<br> <IMG SRC="http://chrismoyles.net/ubb/confused.gif">

[stevotrash]

wwhhhoo..trago mills has got a great deal happening  come on in,  trago millsssssss<P>in falmouth liskaerd and newton abbott

[Katy]

Cheap wilkos-type shop in Cornwall isn't it? I've only been in one in Falmouth.

[stevotrash]

of course jonny myself and perhaps cornish **** can testify... Larry Spears emporium is the true king of south western buissinesses.<br>Have a look in the plymouth heros section under the page title of larry spears communist dream to see what i'm talking about<br> <A HREF="http://communities.msn.co.uk/plymouthonline" TARGET=_blank>http://communities.msn.co.uk/plymouthonline</A>

[Mikey]

The trains in the Falmouth one were great... Haven't been there in the last 10 or so years though..

[stevotrash]

and hears another great advertisment jingle made by the plymouth based taxi company taxifast.<P>do do do dodla... <br>taxifast is great,<br>no need to wait ,<br>ring double two double two double two<P>taxifast is great,<br>no need to wait,<br>ring double two double two double two<P>no rush no fuss we're here for you,<br>with taxifast heres what you do,<br>ring double two double two double two<br>

[stevotrash]

keep the thread alive, i'm banking on jon culshaw making a prank phone call to taxifast

[Guest]

I've got carpets beds and furniture<br>I've got carpets beds and furniture<br>I've got carpets beds and furniture<br>And my name is Larry Speare!<P>

[stevotrash]

oohhhh<br>larry spears for carpets and beds<br>carpets and beds<br>carpets and beds <br>larry speares for carpets and beds<br>and my name is larry spear