[Cornish_Tw*t]

Of course its funnier when Rolf does it....<P>Theres an old Australian stockman lying dying and he gets himself up on to one elbow and turns to his 'mates' who are gathered round him and he says<P>watch me wallabies feed mate, watch me wallabies feed,<br>they're a dangerous breed mate, so watch me wallabies feed.<P>Chorus- Altogether now! Tie me Kangoroo down sport, tie me Kangaroo down...<P>Keep me * cool Curl keep me * cool,<br>don't go acting a fool Curl, just keep me * cool.<br>Chorus <br>Take me Koala back Jack, take me Koala back,<br>he's somewhere out on the track Jack, so take me Koala back.<br>Chorus<br>Play the digereedoo Blue, play the digereedoo, <br>keep playing til I shoot through Blue, just play the digereedoo.<br>Chorus<br>(Emotional bit) Tan me hide when I'm dead....Fred. Tan me hide when I'm dead....<br>So we tanned his hide when he died Clide and there it is hanging in the shed.<br>Chorus <P>Listen to it on Napster you'll ****  yourself laughing

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

It would be hilarious if i sung it......but im not gonna.  

[Stickyspanner]

Awwwww<P>Please!!!!<P>I`ll swap you a Dairylea triangle!!

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

I still have my (not so) legendary lyrics of my parody of Shania Twains That dont impress me much (that dont get me drunk) but its neither funny nor clever so i'll save u the torture.

[Guest]

Nice to see a Rolf moment on Moylesworld.<br>Could someone send me that MP3 of Rolf<br>[email protected]<P>I've got a parody to Mambo No.5 - called Fatso No.5 hundred. And "Who really gives a f***" the Shania and Also " Man I feel like a Doughnut"

[the_dr]

I did a parody for my History class - and sir liked it so much he wanted to send it off to a magazine - I refused. The song was called "Fred", about Frederich Engels, Karl Marx and Communism rapped to the tune of Stan.<P>What sir doesn't know is that I stole most of the lyrics from the Moyles parody  :)<P>the_dr

[Guest]

How do you get away with writing parody's for homework?  All I get is 500 word essays!

[Eddie]

Also, what sort of school do you go to where you refer to a history teacher as sir, sounds posh to me?!?!?!?!?<P>Eddie

[T]

My name is Sweet-T, I love beef. <br>I've got a 20-inch in my pants, and it tastes like cheese. <br>Every time I say ghetto ass, my mom shouts Bosh! <br>I am from the land of China, where has many bananas. <br>My homies teach me to crack on people, tell me to call them diodos. <br>But I say "Man, you got big peanuts." He opens his fat mouth says "God you are a nut!" <br>If you want to know me, just dial 1-800-chen-chan-chi