The place where everyone hangs out, chats, gossips, and argues
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By kendra k
#120283
that song was pretty funny.
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By Moz
#120307
Spoon wrote:I hope he does a good job. Red Dwarf series 7 almost made me lose faith in the show. Thankfully series 8 recovered a bit.


The first time series 7 was shown through there was no canned laughter on it, which just didn't seem right. When they showed it again with the canned laughter on it, it seemed a little better.
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By MK Chris
#120311
Moz wrote:Are there really people out there who haven't watched Red Dwarf? 8O

I don't watch a lot of telly to be honest, I saw it a couple of times but never really got into it.
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By Spoon
#120357
kendra k wrote:that song was pretty funny.

Couldn't resist it:
http://members.ozemail.com.au/~smeggy/sounds/rimmersong.mp3

The Rimmer Munchkin Song!
If you're in trouble he will save the day,
He's brave and he's fearless, come what may;
Without him the mission would go astray.

He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer,
Without him life would be much grimmer.
He's handsome, trim and no-one's slimmer,
He will never need a Zimmer.

He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer,
More reliable than a garden strimmer.
He's never been mistaken for Yul Brynner,
He's not bald and his head doesn't glimmer.

Master of the wit and the repartee,
His command of Space Directives is uncanny.
How come he's such a genius? Don't ask me!

Ask Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer,
He's also a fantastic swimmer.
And if you play your cards right
Then he just might come round for dinner!

He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer,
No rhymes left now apart from quimmer,
We hope they fade us out before we get to schwimmer!
Fade out you stupid plimmer!
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By Nablo.
#120447
I just knew it would be to hard for someone not to put the lyrics up for it. The lyrics on there on own don't work as well with out multiple Rimmer's singing everywhere.
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By Spoon
#120453
Yeah, you need to listen to the MP3 as well.
Then you'll have that $£^%$£&&&£^""!!!!! song stuck in your head all day :x
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By Nablo.
#120457
Yes I have it on MP3 and also have "Tongue Tied"
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By Spoon
#120465
Have you seen the making of tounge tied? It took them ages 'cause Lister can't dance to save his life whereas the cat wanted to do some proper fancy footwork having been in Starlight Express. Plus they (rest of the cast and crew) couldn't believe how high the cat could sing.
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By Sidders
#120480
I've never ever seen an episode of Red Dwarf in my life. Nor have I seen a Bond movie. Nor do I have any desire to.
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By Spoon
#120486
Shame, really is good. Should give Red Dwarf a try.
Although saying that, some people love Eastenders and I can't stand it.
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By kendra k
#120501
eastenders, bleh
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By Spoon
#120503
kendra k wrote:eastenders, bleh

LOL
I've never heard someone describe feelings towards eastenders so well.
Going to have to use that one next time someone tries to make me watch it.
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By MK Chris
#120602
EastEnders is a soap and as a general rule of thumb soaps are crap. Actually, as a general rule of thumb, telly is crap full stop, with few exceptions.
By Sheep
#120673
There is some good stuff on T.V
By MC
#120690
Balls. This thread has just made me realise that I forgot to watch They Think It's all Over tonight :(
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By Spoon
#120708
MC wrote:Balls. This thread has just made me realise that I forgot to watch They Think It's all Over tonight :(

It was good although it was weird not having Gary Lineker.

Oh well, at least some paintballer got to shoot Jonathan Ross in the arse!
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By MK Chris
#120709
Gary Lineker has been off it before on holiday and that. Has he stopped doing it for good now then?
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By Nablo.
#120711
Yeah as David Seamens the new captain.
By MC
#120712
and phil tufnell's replaced david gower

I'll just watch the repeat (It'll be probably be on on Saturday night/Sunday morning)
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By Spoon
#120716
Suppose I should've guessed, replacing a Spurs legend with a gooner one.
Forgot they repeated it at the weekend. Won't say any more details about the show until after then.
By MC
#120723
cheers
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#120727
it was alright but its still very staged. at least have i got news from you used to hide it a bit...
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By Spoon
#120728
Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog wrote:it was alright but its still very staged. at least have i got news from you used to hide it a bit...

About as well as Shooting Stars did!!! :lol:
By Sheep
#120900
Shooting stars was really funny but it got boring coz its the same all the time.

Good to know, thanks!