[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

Roll up.... Roll up.... join the carnival of love. Oh yes in celebration of the new texas single we are holding a carnival right in the middle of Aspull...

Come along an see the incredible Pogoless Pogo-ers, the man with the micro penis (no not jho), get a heart shape shaved into your privates.

Featuring specialised games.... knock some melons off the stand, f*ck a duck, hoopla (still looking for male members (ahem) to create the poles), oyster eating and the c*ck chasing contest.... yes catch that chicken an its yours to take home an choke.