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- Mon Jun 07, 2004 9:53 pm
#146104
How rubbish is eastenders recently? The Ferrara family deserve to be albert squares first hobo based characters. They make big ron (the old market worker not the '2 fly fussball atko brother' look like al blinkin pachino.
Tonight was another cringeworthy episode. 'I was nearly on course to having 9 A* levels even though i spent most of my childhood fiddling around on a brass instrument and having babies' Sonia and 'i ruin ya life on two occassions but ya luvs me anyway innit babes' martin have decieded to marry in secret in that well known romantic location of Southend as Jim 'it was just a sip Dorothy' attempts to navigate the complex tube system to be part of the marriage.
Worst moment, the unwelcome prospect of Sonia promising Martin some hot passion. I suspect he'll need a chiropracter after receiving that 'massage' from the knuckle dragging goblin that is 'our sonia'. Still, at least shes not playing that sodding trumpet at the wedding. Do not relax yet however, as the slimey, horse faced, page 3 frockiling gonad that is dean gaffeney is to make an appearence at this wedding.
To sum up, Eastenders is rubbish compared to Coronation street and Emmerdale. However, many of the characters in eastenders are still blinding and maybe we should push them in other formats and programmes as opposed to letting them suffocate in this black hole within the tv schedules?
So to begin, lets promote a true gritty drama that has a strong fan base in place and deserves a push from the guvnors at the bbc and at th same time fusing our other soap characters into new situations.
Firstly..... we find out where Dirty den has been having these secret meetings....
Den: Sam, there's a problem with the club. Someones put a webcam in there. Cover the kids eyes. Now.
Copper: Whats the story in Balamory Den?
Den: Wouldn't you like to know. But you've got nothin' on me son.
Copper: What about that webcast?
Den: How about you keep your nose out
Tonight was another cringeworthy episode. 'I was nearly on course to having 9 A* levels even though i spent most of my childhood fiddling around on a brass instrument and having babies' Sonia and 'i ruin ya life on two occassions but ya luvs me anyway innit babes' martin have decieded to marry in secret in that well known romantic location of Southend as Jim 'it was just a sip Dorothy' attempts to navigate the complex tube system to be part of the marriage.
Worst moment, the unwelcome prospect of Sonia promising Martin some hot passion. I suspect he'll need a chiropracter after receiving that 'massage' from the knuckle dragging goblin that is 'our sonia'. Still, at least shes not playing that sodding trumpet at the wedding. Do not relax yet however, as the slimey, horse faced, page 3 frockiling gonad that is dean gaffeney is to make an appearence at this wedding.
To sum up, Eastenders is rubbish compared to Coronation street and Emmerdale. However, many of the characters in eastenders are still blinding and maybe we should push them in other formats and programmes as opposed to letting them suffocate in this black hole within the tv schedules?
So to begin, lets promote a true gritty drama that has a strong fan base in place and deserves a push from the guvnors at the bbc and at th same time fusing our other soap characters into new situations.
Firstly..... we find out where Dirty den has been having these secret meetings....
Den: Sam, there's a problem with the club. Someones put a webcam in there. Cover the kids eyes. Now.
Copper: Whats the story in Balamory Den?
Den: Wouldn't you like to know. But you've got nothin' on me son.
Copper: What about that webcast?
Den: How about you keep your nose out
