[The Cornishman]

Just popped in to say I won't be posting for the forseeable future.(how egotistical is that!)Current personal stress and strain have made things far too difficult for message board shenanigans at present.If anyone wants to purlion me a "get well soon" card from Co-Op it would be much appreciated.Also can you pick me up a Twix while you're there.

[Adam]

oh, please stay. we'll make you better. here's my office- wanna talk?

[Nablo.]

Oh well you must post again when your back down in your native county

[Morals]

I've just gone and stolen you a card and a twix. I got a bit peckish on the way back (running from the shopkeeper took it out of me) so I ate the twix, and I managed to lose the card. Sorry.

[Gigglyboots]

It's the thought that counts,

[Morals]

Exactly. That's what I'm telling everybody this Christmas. I thought about getting you a rpesent....

[Minnie the Minx]

Our local Co-op doesn't sell cards. Will a homemade one do?

[Bob23]

how about a Psycic card? (yes, i know it's spelt wrong)

[Jonny Hoare]

You can have Morals he's a right card

[Sidders]

I really should follow in your footsteps Cornishman and lay off this place for a while, but this place is like a drug, and I'm addicted to it.

[Nablo.]

It's easy to leave if you had the will power.

[Jonny Hoare]

Great song by the Bluetones that, slight return. Stanby for another bob now comment

[Sidders]

I don't have any of that.

[Nablo.]

So it would seem.

[Jonny Hoare]

You have the power. What are you He Man or summat

[Sidders]

Great song by the Bluetones that, slight return. Stanby for another bob now comment

Now 34 I believe.
Ha! Beat him to it.

[Jonny Hoare]

You're even sadder.

Sidla, pluck his banjo to http://www.nowmusic.com

[Sidders]

That site's rubbish. It only goes back as far as now 41.

[Jonny Hoare]

Sadla.

[Sidders]

I would think of some witty put-down, but that was actually quite a funny play on words.