[The Cornishman]

As the season of liver-crippling nights out draws nearer,I thought it might be wise to discuss tactics.
1,Before binge I prefer the Quarterpounder with cheese meal,or Big Mac Meal,or large pizza(most brands acceptable). This helps with soakage.
2,Doorkey on string round neck.Not only easy to find,but also considered jewellry in my hometown of Penzance.
3,Secrete a fiver 'about your person', this helps prevent a,mugging b,walking home c,kebab lackage d,No money,no lapdance!

Special Bonus Tip!!!
(If buying rounds,when it comes to your turn don't buy yourself a drink. This small saving pays dividends at the end of the evening and allows you to keep your lunch,while all around are losing theirs.)

[Lawrie]

Cornishman its all well good on planning tatics however.....certain drinks have dodgy affects with certain foods...such as Snakebite doesnt mix well with a Big Mac however strongbow does!

[magenta]

They are actually quality ideas, cheers! I think it's best for me to secrete all of my money somewhere I can't find it, which will stop me from waking up in the morning, opening my wallet & thinking "what the * have I spent £60 on last night??"

[Jonny Hoare]

Or as stevo sometimes finds out, why have i got £100 more than what i went out with and what are the bruises on me arse

[Bob23]

Damn, I hate to admit it Cornishman, but I actually agree with you on this one. But I find pizza the best option, otherwise your burps taste of Big Macs all night.

[Everlast]

Or drink one of those Fridj extra thick milkshakes that is brilliant pre piss up

[ASG]

Arse! Why've you got our thing! Weren't you happy being in MWO?