- Tue Dec 24, 2002 12:13 pm
#44069
What is the point of 'keeping fit'?
Consider the World's fiercest land mammal- the lion- You don't see lions jogging on the plains of the Serengeti do you? No.They lie around for days on end licking their bottoms and yawning.Or what of the World's fastest land mammal,the cheetah- Do you see them dressed in dayglo shellsuits swigging from bottles of Isotonic Lucozade? Lessons can be learned here.The England football team should not be running around Bisham Abbey with poncey haircuts- they should be lying around scratching thier ears and getting up occasionaly to wee on plants. Catching and killing gazelles might be a problem in London though.
Consider the World's fiercest land mammal- the lion- You don't see lions jogging on the plains of the Serengeti do you? No.They lie around for days on end licking their bottoms and yawning.Or what of the World's fastest land mammal,the cheetah- Do you see them dressed in dayglo shellsuits swigging from bottles of Isotonic Lucozade? Lessons can be learned here.The England football team should not be running around Bisham Abbey with poncey haircuts- they should be lying around scratching thier ears and getting up occasionaly to wee on plants. Catching and killing gazelles might be a problem in London though.