[Bob23]

I've just realised;

It's 1:30 on Xmas day morning
I've bought my mum computer games for Xmas
I'm watching a Carry-On film
I've bought my dad books for Xmas (he's dyslexic)
The only bird I tried chatting up in the pub was the only one over 18 stone

Bugger.

[timb]

i beat you by having one at 21

[Funky Drummer]

Ah well Bob, it's the thought that counts........I think.......

[Jonny Hoare]

I had a mid life crisis at 19

[mnky]

is that due to the fact that you also had no hair + the whole 'bruce willis' thing

[Bob23]

No hair - yes
Bruce Willis thing - no, but would of if I had a Berreta.

[mnky]

that was aimed at jonny.. but hey!

[Bob23]

Thought it might have been, but I just thought I would answer anyway!

[Jonny Hoare]

* hard paper round