[The Cornishman]

Best bit of yesterday for me was seeing my father try to look pleased as he received not one,not two,not three,but four pairs of pyjamas as presents.I had to leave the room as I couldn't suppress my laughter anymore and feared damage to my lungs.

[Funky Drummer]

It's my dad's borthday today. He got slippers. You can tell they're getting old now!

[mnky]

you know you're getting on when you realise the song 'happy birthday' takes on an extra sinster edge very time i have it sung to you. #you're one year closer to dying# muhahahahahahahah!


sorry about that.

[Jonny Hoare]

yeah every time you hear that song is another time closer to death

[Morals]

Yeah but you could be run over by a bus and killed tomorrow so why worry?

[timb]

my gran gave me 4 pound coincs and a ten penny piece. i nearly laughed my ass off, what am i gonna do with the 10p piece? she thought it was a pound coin as my siblings got £5, or she doesn't love me as much