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By Adam
#80450
jaffa cakes, orange juice, mars bar, beer, steak and chips, pasta and tuna mixed with herbs and chopped tom'ta, coffee.
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By coct
#80456
is that the death or meal?
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By kendra k
#80527
sooo original.

i would want to die by lemons.
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By Minnie the Minx
#80934
You'd have an unusual look in the coffin.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#81002
but great with a bit of lime.
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By Morals
#82491
One of the requests: None. Last minute he decided to eat a hamburger at his Mother's request.

Now, I don't get this. I can see the mother now. "Go on son, you should eat something before you die, can't die on an empty stomach now can you....."
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By Ickle Angel
#82492
Morals wrote:One of the requests: None. Last minute he decided to eat a hamburger at his Mother's request.

Now, I don't get this. I can see the mother now. "Go on son, you should eat something before you die, can't die on an empty stomach now can you....."


Maybe it was just his favourite food and so she wanted him to die having something good :P
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By Morals
#82531
Nah, mothers don't use that sort of logic
By Spoon
#82648
Well at least his mother didn't force him to eat vegetables "Go on son, they're good for you" :lol:

I think I'd have to have:
McDonalds Dbl Sausage egg mcmuffin, followed by a pepperoni feast pizza, a roast lamb dinner (roast potatoes, sweet corn, mint sauce, gravy oh and the lamb of course), a sirloin steak, meat phall curry (will WANT to die after eating that), some chocolate fudge brownies, Ben & Jerry's pisch food, Ben & Jerry's half baked, Hagen Das Vanilla, Pepsi, quadruple strength espresso (wake the dead :) )

Method of execution : kicked out of a plane with no parachute.

Good to know, thanks!