[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

i was wandering through town on my dinner today an bout 8 lads all in burberry caps, socks tucked in ankles the lot were walking side by side covering practiacally the whole street. so just as im thinking "pr*cks" this old woman in her shop mobility heads straight for em an they had to jump out the way.

i swear i nearly peed meself.

[Morals]

That's great. I remember being outside the SU and there was this bloke giving it the "I'm the great hardnut" routine and this goose ran up to him and hissed at him - I've never seen someone run so fast. Wuss.