[Jonny Hoare]

Lets see you rap you mother hoes


my name is steve wright
my show is utter *
the catchphrase aren't funny
the beeb is paying money
for me to do the thing
to make the naiton sing
to keep my show alive
i recycling material from 1985.


my name is jimmy hill
my mother should have took the pill
football info is what i give
lookling through newspapers with a sieve
fulham fc is what i buy-ed
then i sold it to mohammed al fayed
with all the latest sports reports
it's me jimmy hill on sky sports

my name is mike dickin
hot political issues i keep pickin
winning arugment by stealth
do not question my health
as for that prat tommy boyd
who does he think he is sigmund freud
open your head and use your brain
and never ring this phone in again.
Idiot.

my name is mallet timmy
not to be confused with saville jimmy
i used to have magik the budgerirgar
and drive around in a big flash car
i used to work with micheala strachan
tommy boyd thinks i was cak-an
i take these insults and store tham on a pallet
because i'm the inventor of malet's mallet

my name is stevotrash
i like eating pie and mash
moylesly crew think of my ego piow piow
i just tell don't have a cow
after i- i've ad me ivor
ring jonny hoare cos he's the driver
to take us out to the bbc
and drink on the tab for free

my name is jo whiley
i'm the skateboarding man's carol smilee
over dave grohl i like to drool
and i think the chillis are cool
but for many people think i am dull
because over crap songs i like to mull
on the evening session i was cack
and not as good as steve lamacq

[kendra k]

your flows are off.

[Bridgie]

my name's kendra k
you're my mate if you're gay
can i sleep with you
if im travellin' down your way
cook me up some veggie
lentils and peas
if it tastes good
i'll get down on me knees

[kendra k]

nice flow bridgie.

so, are you offering?

[Bridgie]

lol, you wish.

[MK Chris]

I don't know about the actual rapping part, but when I burnt my thumb while waving a lighter about during Sing for the Moment at the bowl I shook my hand about a bit like a rapper. Before then if I even attempted it I looked like I was doing a dodgy hula dance, which was nice.

[Bridgie]

topher is a rapper
he gigs in ayia napa
but hangin' round MK
he looks like a slapper
he also has a puppet
its made from a sock
and when he goes drinking
he takes it down the *

[kendra k]

bridgie is the mw mc!

[Bridgie]

eddie is a legend
we all heard his skills
recordin' n remixin'
that music of wills
he's the talent in the family
a bunch of useless nocks
u dont see mum or dad
makin' remixes of clocks

[Bridgie]

bridgie is the mw mc!

lol, its not exactly hard kendra... the streets do it

[kendra k]

come ot america, all the hip girls would throw themselves at you. they did it for that lame-o.

[MK Chris]

topher is a rapper
he gigs in ayia napa
but hangin' round MK
he looks like a slapper
he also has a puppet
its made from a sock
and when he goes drinking
he takes it down the *

Great, I have a Bridgie rap, now all I need is a Gaspode ode and my life is complete.

Quite impressed with that though.

[kendra k]

keep the gaspode ode's to sidlas fuzzy board of happiness.

[Bridgie]

come on someone else do one

[Sidders]

I don't have your flow. Or the bling.

[kendra k]

where's lozza? i hear she's mc menses and her flow be fresh.

[Lawrie]

my name is LOZ
and easy and flowwing just bee
you think you are hard just like the hoare
when in fact your a * bore
so get down on you knees
and hope to god
that he doesnt think your a boring sod

[Adam]

fat chance of her getting down on her knees

[Jonny Hoare]

It's the OatSoSimple Crew

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

keep the gaspode ode's to sidlas fuzzy board of happiness.

i dont like that fuzzy stuff no hair on my back.

[Jonny Hoare]

And now for from leeds number one rapper Dr Loz

fuzzy felt rocks
nablo and co are *
word to ya mutha
and so am i

things a prick
and so am i...

[coct]

I am so baddass, when i smelt ma ho's pussy she made me * man, she so fresh.

Smell ma figaz hoare