[Adam]

You're silence is your answer, Mr MacGlumpher.

I rest my case your honour.

[Sheep]

yea we're lucky that made dude hasnt come back.

[Moz]

Hmm, you never see both of them at the same time do you.

[Nablo.]

Thats because one left for a while just to be replaced by another.

[Adam]

Jordan is top choice to replace David Blaine after he ends his stint isolated in a plastic box, according to a survey.



More than a quarter of voters wanted to see the busty party girl locked up for weeks on end with no food.

Tony Blair was second choice in the poll conducted among 1,000 people about who they would love to see tormented in the box.

Blaine aims to spend 44 days suspended from a crane on the banks of the Thames in London without food.

Onlookers have been harassing him by throwing eggs and assorted missiles, while one man allegedly attempted to cut his water supply.

Jordan picked up 26% of the votes as an ideal choice to face similar torture.

Pop Idol judge Simon Cowell was in third place, just ahead of Victoria Beckham.

Which Celeb would you put in there?

[Moz]

Oh, it's got to be Geri Halliwell to go in there.

[Adam]

I was just wondering if Jordan or Geri would actually get in there?

Just a thought...

edit: fit in there

[Moz]

That's a point, Jordan's breasts are too big and Geri's ego is too big.

[Adam]

That's a point, Jordan's breasts are too big and Geri's ego is too big.

She's pretty large on the chest as well actually.

Although this needs to be certified by Uglybob and Gaspode.

[Moz]

Didn't she have them reduced at the same time as she had liposuction.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

geri is looking attractive again lately. i'd put a mime artist in the box an proper f*ck with their head.

[Butch]

gotta agree there she is looking fit.....

[Sheep]

Havent heard of her for ages!

[moon]

The perfect celeb in a box to replace DB should be Frank Bruno. He's already craked, so we would'nt have to waste 44 days.

[Sheep]

I think we should stick Courtney Love in a box, and think about seeing if she can survive without water too.

[kendra k]

you mean without coke, right?

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

or pepsi. that really annoys me when some f*ckwit says "ohhh we havent got coke only pepsi..."

[kendra k]

it's all cola baby.

courtney love likes powders though, not colas.

i drink dr pepper.

[Eddie]

i drink dr pepper.

And I'm boring am I? That has to be the millionth time Kendra has told us she likes Dr Pepper................WE DON'T CARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I like lots of soft drinks but if I had a fondness for 1 particular type I woudl not tell people again and again on a message board. Really I wouldn't!

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

i like robinsons summer fruits an black coffee an water. thats it.

[Moz]

Pepsi tastes better than Coke anyway, too syrupy.

[kendra k]

i had a coke with dinner tonight, it was minging. i prefer pepsi for my colas.

eddie, is my dr pepper to your bbc/bon jovi?

speaking of coke, prince harry's been rubbing his nose a bunch on his aussie tour... makes one wonder. you know anything about this eddie? loz?

[Adam]

geri is looking attractive again lately. i'd put a mime artist in the box an proper f*ck with their head.

So you dont go for the Slim, Attractive type then - Gaspode ?

[Morals]

How about Lisa Riley in the box?

[Lew]

she'd eat it