[Jonny Hoare]

ich vehestehe nicht

[kendra k]

du bist bloed!

[Jonny Hoare]

ist tut mi lied

[kendra k]

es tut mir weh!

[Jonny Hoare]

zweiten welten krieg and eine welten koppe

[aaronc]

he he u crazy kids, the only stuff I can remember from my GCSE days, other than how to ask for a pen, and undoubtebly the most important thing they ever taught us is....


oiga camarero dos san miguel por favor

or...

escusez moi, deux bierre si vous plait.

answers on a self addressed envelope

[Minnie the Minx]

Vous est en poisson rouge!

[Jonny Hoare]

zwei biere bitte

[MK Chris]

I got a text in French the other day... "En culè de poulet tu petite merde!" I'm very popular with this person.

[kendra k]

scheißer kopf

[Jonny Hoare]

charming kenrda


Shit head indeed

[Sidders]

I think that dihydrogen monoxide should be banned, because when I was walking home from the pub last night, in a semi-drunken state, I was just walking down the alleyway opposite the pub and I slipped on a nasty patch of some sort of strange white crystaline form of this dihydrogen monoxide stuff and got a nasty bump on my head.

[bob_fleming]

oui oui la lappan rouge dans la bibliotech


snell snell karltopplekoff


cheers


Jean-peirre from the tricalore books

[Morals]

Ah, tricalore! I remember those. Everyone was called Jean-Pierre Dupont or Duval, everyone lived in La Rochelle and nobody ever knew where the bank was.

Ou est le circque travestie s'il vous plait?

[Chief Erf]

#Bonjour Sylvie, ici Damien, je vais a la plage, tu vien

[bob_fleming]

i always like the tricolore tapes with the nice 70's sounding music!!!

repetae

oue est la gare monsuior? oui la gare est pred ici!!

ahhh gcse french!!

la verde chien dans la picine

cheers

Antoine

[Sidders]

We used Encore Tricolore, the new updated version.

Je vousdrais une baguette manger a la piscine.

[Morals]

You shouldn't eat baguettes at the swimming pool because a) you might get cramps if you swim after eating, and b), a rogue baguette left poolside may cause a hazard for others.

[Chief Erf]

Did anyone use Language Labs (a big word for a tape recorder and a table)?

[Jonny Hoare]

zick zack rocked

[Chief Erf]

i liked unterwegs

[Sidders]

How did the comedy potential of this thread transend into the discussion of french language tuition?

[Chief Erf]

because everyone guessed what dihydrogen monooxide was,and french is very important to learn for when we get the euro.

[Chief Erf]

OOOOOOOOOOOOO 300 post dance dance dance uh huh uh huh

[Jonny Hoare]

oooooooooooooh 4619 post dance

wo woo woooooo